Women'S Health Issues

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Women's Health Issue

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jack Daniel's.

Jack Daniel's is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Jack Daniel's can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Jack Daniel's almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jack Daniel's.

Jack Daniel's may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jack Daniel's. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

•Dizziness

•Nausea

•Vomiting

•Incarceration

•Loss of motor control

•Loss of clothing

•Loss of money

•Table dancing

•Headache

•Dehydration

•Dry mouth

•And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

•The consumption of Jack Daniel's may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

•The consumption of Jack Daniel's may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

•The consumption of Jack Daniel's may cause you to think you can sing.

•The consumption of Jack Daniel's may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.