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A young man (lets call him Ken) goes to the doctor with a somewhat embarassing problem.

Doc: What seems to be the trouble?

Ken: Er, it's a bit embarrasing, but my dick's gone orange.

Doc: Hmm, lets have a look then.

Ken drops his pants, sure enough his willy is a bright orange colour.

The doctor examines Ken's appendage but is unable to find anything wrong, a full battery of blood tests reveals nothing.

Doc: Well, I can't find any problem. Can you think of anything you do that could cause this?

Ken: No, I have a very quiet life, most nights I finish work, come home and eat dinner, then do my hobby.

Doc: Ah, and what's your hobby then, model aircraft?

Ken: No, most nights I sit and watch porn DVD's and eat Wotsits.

Edited by Crossy

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