chrisinth Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half A head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshol_e wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who can think on theier feet. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No sh*t?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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