A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

When I was a sophomore in college, I had a philosophy professor who was rumored to be a defrocked baptist minister, kicked out because of his fondness for the ladies in his congregation.

One day, he was lecturing on the subject of ethics. As a rhethorical question to the class, he asked:

" Why don't women like polygamy?"

From the back on the room, an anonymous girl piped up: "There's no adequate male!"

When the class turned back to the front of the room, we couldn't see the professor. He was laughng so had that he was down on his hands and knees behind his rostrum.