Airline

[Rooo]

A guy, sitting in Danny's Bar at Singapore's Changi Airport, noticed a

very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow,

she's so drop-dead gorgeous she must be a flight attendant ...but I

wonder which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta

slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to

himself,

"######", he thought to himself, "she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards

her again, "Something special in the air?"

Again, she gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the

list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the <deleted> do you want?

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,

"Ahhhhh....... Qantas !"

[Padkapow Guy]

A guy, sitting in Danny's Bar at Singapore's Changi Airport, noticed a

very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow,

she's so drop-dead gorgeous she must be a flight attendant ...but I

wonder which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta

slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to

himself,

"######", he thought to himself, "she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards

her again, "Something special in the air?"

Again, she gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the

list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the <deleted> do you want?

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,

"Ahhhhh.......  Qantas !"

[dr_Pat_Pong]

A guy, sitting in Danny's Bar at Singapore's Changi Airport, noticed a

very beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow,

she's so drop-dead gorgeous she must be a flight attendant ...but I

wonder which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta

slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to

himself,

"######", he thought to himself, "she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards

her again, "Something special in the air?"

Again, she gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the

list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as silk."

This time the woman turned on him "What the <deleted> do you want?

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said,

"Ahhhhh.......  Qantas !"

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[ThaiPauly]

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