Fart Games

[markuk]

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"

[AmeriThai]

Here's another fart joke.

A burly cross-country trucker is driving along a long lonely stretch of road out in the middle of nowhere. Off in the distance he can see a couple of frilly hitchhikers, so (the good Samaritan that he is) he decides to slow down, pull over and give them a ride. The two guys hop in, grateful for the lift.

After an hour or so, the guy in the middle starts squirming around, then raises up a leg and lets loose with a soft airy fart: POOOFF! The trucker raises a surprised eyebrow, but decides not to say anything about it.

Another hour goes by and the other guy starts squirming then raises his leg and releases a light breezy one: POOOFF! The trucker stifles a laugh, but thinks, “Hey, no big deal. After all, everyone’s gotta fart once in a while.”

Another hour passes by, and the trucker starts feeling an urge churning deep in his bowels letting him know that a fart of his own is on the way. He figures he might as well cut loose with it. It didn’t seem to bother these other two guys. So he kind of raises himself up in his seat a bit and lets out a massive thunder boomer that nearly shook the entire truck: BRAAAAAPP!!!

The two hitchhikers look at each other and start to giggle. Then one of them says with a smile, “Awww, isn’t that cute? He’s a virgin!”

Edited January 1, 2006 by AmeriThai