Paddy has a broken leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says "How ya doin?"

Paddy says,"Okay,But do me a favour mate,run upstairs and get me slippers,me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and see's Paddy's gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters laying on the bed.

He says "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with the both of you."

They say, "Get away with ya.....Prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs, " Paddy,both of em?"

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em,what's the point of f*****g one ? "