Great top 10 list of how to become a BKK local.....

http://www.cnngo.com/bangkok/life/how-be-bangkok-local-10-tips-faking-it-880230

Totally agree with #8 and #1!!!!

An excellent point of view from a Thai lady, using sarcasm with great humour.

Spot on

And it's a Thai girl writing !

Must have been educated in the west then The message is clear though; if you want to become a Bangkokian, lower your standards.

Very funny 555+

They forgot to mention

11. When you get into an elevator, makes sure that you push your way to the buttons and be the one to hold the door open or close button, You must be the one to do that, No one else should touch those buttons till you get off

12,13,14, 15

Of course:

-you can push your way to the front of the line.

-that blank look on my face most certainly means I'm fluent in Thai...keep talking

-I can read the license plate better now that you've so skillfully closed the gap between us

-speed bumps are more fun at high speed

why would anyone want to?

Started strong, ended weak.