One For The Ladies

[Monkeypants]

LADIES YOU WILL LOVE THIS

NB : YOU MUST HUM THE TUNE " I WILL SURVIVE" WHILST READING THE

POEM.........

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died

But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long

That I grew strong

And knew that I could take you on

But there you are... another lie,

I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry

I should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream

Should have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans...

Go on now go... walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive

Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex with a handful of latex

I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey

It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud

But to hel_l with all your ego's and to hel_l with all your needs

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed

Go on now go... you'd better flee

Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother... he was 3

I should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for

referees

Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

Go on now go... just hit the track

Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back

The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours

Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce

Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive

Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex with a handful of latex

I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey

Go on now go... get out of my sight

I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right

And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door

You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor

Go on now go...

[Patsycat]

Tee Hee - Love it!!!

[kayo]

C´mon Khall you know you want to say something

[khall64au]

C´mon Khall you know you want to say something

Who me? What makes you think that Klown?

Ok, I'll say something.....

"Who needs french fries when you have a fine dining imagination. I'd throw him out too.........!!!!"