Elvis, Jim Morrison & Freddie Mercury Were Chatting With God...

[nurofiend]

...and God said

"Ok I'll give ye a deal, I will allow ye each a chance at life again on one condition...

That ye don't do anything that ye were known for in your previous lives"

So the three of them find themselves walking down the street together.

As they were walking they pass a shoe shop, Elvis straight away runs in and buys a pair of blue suede shoes

and ZAP....Elvis disappears.

Jim and Freddie continue to stroll, that is until Jim spots a small bag of cocaine lying on the pavement.

So Jim shadily walks up to where the bag is, and trying to remain inconspicuous he bends over to pick it up.

and ZAP...Freddie disappears.