Can Going To Australia Make You A Kangaroo?

[brit1984]

This question was inspired by a recent thread in the General Forum where I posted this question and more, but received inadequate answers so I thought a new thread is needed. Please discuss.

[kevjohn]

Answer 1: yes, as I hop between Australia and Thailand

Answer 2: No. will understand from answer to Question 3

Answer 3: No. As people often say to me "O! my God"

[David48]

Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

[kevjohn]

Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

Congratulations......

[brit1984]

Is this in the same vein as, if I buy that work-out machine I will have a six pack and not the Brewery that I am blessed with now?

Oh, BTW, we won the Squash Final tonight!

Awesome! Have you been tested for performance enhancing drugs?

[overherebc]

Not sure about my answers to the poll, but I want to know why my Ozzie mates always talk about having Rhubarb on the front of their Ute's. Is it a kind of luck thing or for the Kangaroos to eat ?

[David48]

Not sure about my answers to the poll, but I want to know why my Ozzie mates always talk about having Rhubarb on the front of their Ute's. Is it a kind of luck thing or for the Kangaroos to eat ?

I had a girlfriend named Rhubarb once .. maybe that's what they meant ...

and for the City Coyboys

Alternatively ... if they were 'real men's utes' ... they have a 'Roo Bar' ... Kangraroo Bullbar.

[tinfoilhat]

can trying too hard make you funny?

[pigeonjake]

put the xxxx down boys,, think youve had enough

[overherebc]

Ref the telescope question.

Depends on what end you're looking through and what you've been smoking.

[smokie36]

I polish my spacehopper every weekend. I am a God of love.

[David006]

make you a Kangaroo? Why would you want that?..better make a few Aussie lasses..if yo want to make sheep maybe you should consider NZ?

[cattoc]

or when the Australian guy comes here - I guess the girls might hope to see a Cockatoo.

[NoshowJones]

Can going to Scotland make you a haggis?

[TwoDogz]

Does eating too much lamb make you bah ?

Just had 5 chops, roasted potatoes, roasted butternut pumpkin, steamed asparagus and snow peas with onion gravy...mmmmm