In Honor Of My Upcoming Birthday

As birthday time rolls around, it seems that the universe gives me a way to not take it too seriously. I hope these do the same for you.

David

Found this on another site I belong to and thought I would share it with some of my fellow seniors ... after all, the kids have all their little codes...like

BFF, <deleted>, LOL,etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

**ATD** - At the Doctor's

**BFF** - Best Friends Funeral

**BTW** - Bring the Wheelchair

**BYOT** - Bring Your Own Teeth

**CBM** - Covered by Medicare

**CUATSC** - See You at the Senior Center

**DWI** - Driving While Incontinent

**FWBB** - Friend with Beta Blockers

**FWIW** - Forgot Where I Was

**FYI** - Found Your Insulin

**GGLKI** - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in

**GGPBL** - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

**GHA** - Got Heartburn Again

**HGBM** - Had Good Bowel Movement

**IMHO** - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

**LMDO** - Laughing My Dentures Out

**LOL** - Living on Lipitor

**LWIO** - Lawrence Welk Is On

**OMMR** - On My Massage Recliner

**OMSG** - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

**ROFLCGU** - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

**TTYL** - Talk to You Louder

**WAITT** - Who Am I Talking To?

**WTFA** - Wet the Furniture Again

**WTP** - Where are the Prunes

**WWNO** - Walker Wheels Need Oil

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There were two old women who had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.... I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"