Short Runway

[kevjohn]

Mike and Audrey were flying a plane and when it came time to land, Audrey took control like she normally did.

As she was approaching the runway she all of the sudden pulled back and they went back into the air.

Mike asked, "What are you doing?"

Audrey turned to him and said, "Look how short the runway is!"

Mike decided he could handle it and sat down and went in for the landing.

When he was almost there he pulled back up.

Audrey looked at him and said, "What did I tell you. It was too short."

Mike said, "Okay so you were right, but we still have to land."

For one final try Audrey sat down and with all her might somehow landed the plane smoothly without even gliding across the runway.

After they landed they looked at each other and Audrey goes "Good gosh that was a short runway."

Then Mike looks to one side then the other and says "But man look how wide it is."