kevjohn Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 A non-smoker sees a man leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The non-smoker says, “Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?” Smoker “Four.” Non-smoker “How long have you been smoking?” Smoker “Thirty years.” Non-smoker “That’s over forty thousand packs. Why, if you didn't smoke, you could have saved enough money to buy this building.” The smoker takes a deep puff and says, “Do you smoke?” Non-smoker “Never.” Smoker “Do you own this building?” Non-smoker “No.” Smoker “Well, I do.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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