I Think I Am Turning Japanese!

[radiochaser]

Are you sure you've not got the vapors?

The only song about masturbation to be played on Radio 1, and Top Of The Pops as i recall!

Not quite. I'm sure many of these weren't such smash hits, but then again it's just a list of some from the 80's.

38 Special, Hold On Loosely

Adam Ant, Desperate But Not Serious

Alice Cooper, I'm Your Gun

America, You Can Do Magic

Atlanta Rhythm Section, Imaginary Lover

Australian Crawl, Boys Light Up

Beach Boys, In My Room

Berlin, Sex (I'm A...)

Billy Bragg, St. Swithin's Day

Billy Idol, Dancing With Myself

Billy Joel, Captain Jack

Billy Joel, Sometimes a Fantasy

Billy Squier, The Stroke

Blancmange, Blind Vision

Book of Love, Boy

Bow Wow Wow, Sexy Eiffel Towers

Bruce Springsteen, Ramrod

Buzzcocks, Orgasm Addict

Charlie Sexton, Beat So Lonely

Clarence Carter, Strokin'

Couchois, Do It In Darkness

Crispin Hellion Glover, Automanipulator

Croissant, At Night

Culture Club, Miss Me Blind

Cyndi Lauper, She Bop

Dan Hartman, I Can Dream About You

Dead or Alive, Far too Hard

Depeche Mode, Never Let Me Down Again

Depeche mode, never let me down

Devo, Jerkin' Back and Forth

Divinyls, Touch Myself

Duran Duran, Big Thing

Duran Duran, Reflex

Elvis Costello, Pump It Up

Faith No More, Epic

Fleetwood Mac, Rattlesnake Shake

Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Relax

GG Allin and the Scumf**ks, I Wanna <deleted> Myself

Gary Numan, (everyday) I Die

Gear Daddies, Sonic Boom

Grapes of Wrath, Self-Abuse

Hawkwind/Pop Will Eat Itself, Orgone Accumulator

Howard Jones, Lift Me Up

Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars, I'm a wanke_r

Jackson Browne, Rosie

Julian Cope, Eve's Volcano (Covered in Sin)

Kaitlin, how ever

Kate Bush, Sat In Your Lap

Killer Pussy, Dildo Desire

Killer Pussy, Pocket Pool

King Missile, Dick

Kix, The Itch

Lene Lovich, New Toy

Loverboy, Loving Every Minute of It

Madonna, Get Into The Groove

Marc Almond, Mother Fist

Marvin Gaye, Sexual Healing

Motley Crue, RattleSnake Shake

New Order, The Perfect Kiss

New Order, Touched By The Hand Of God

Oingo Boingo, Good for Your Soul

Oingo Boingo, Nasty Habits

Ozzy Osbourne, No Bone Movies

Pixies, The Holiday Song

Pointer sisters, Slow Hand

Prince, Darling Nikki

Prince, Jack U Off

Prince, Tamborine

Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, Vibrating

Saga, On The Loose

Skyhooks, Smut

Sparks, Angst in My Pants

Squeeze, Touching Me, Touching You

Suzanne Vega, Marlene On The Wall

The Buzzcocks, Palm Of Your Hand

The CC band, Strokin'

The Cure, Close To Me

The Embarrassment, Elizabeth Montgomery's Face

The English Beat, Hit It

The Jackers, Rubb It

The Meatmen, Orgy of One

The Members, Stand Up And Spit

The Moody Blues, Sitting at the Wheel

The Nails, 88 Lines About 44 Women

The Police, The Bed's Too Big Without You

The Undertones, Teenage Kicks

The Who, Pictures of Lily

Thomas Dolby, The Key to Her Ferrari

Tommy Tutone, 867-5309/Jenny

UTFO, Masterbaby

VIOLENT FEMMES, Blister in the sun

Van Halen, Panama

Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun

W.A.S.P., Animal (<deleted>) like a Beast

Weird Al Yankovic, One More Minute

Wham, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

Whitesnake, Here I Go Again

Whitesnake, Slide It In

Whitney Houston, Foss

XTC, Pink Thing

ZZ Top, Velcro Fly

ZZ Top, Woke Up With Wood

BTW - Beat It by Michael Jackson isn't about that

Oh, my, goodness!

I listened to most of those songs.

Must .... wash .... ears .... now!

[yourauntbob]

Am I the only one thinking "<deleted> is he talking about?"

[StreetCowboy]

Am I the only one thinking "<deleted> is he talking about?"

I really think so.

[krisb]

The song was about masturbation I always thought.

[thaibeachlovers]

It's like -- well -- I think I'm starting to turn a bit Japanese.

For your sake, I hope it turns out alright in the end.

Don't worry about it. In my case its sashimi and wasabi, far better reasons for turning Japanese,

If I was mega rich, I'd be down the Ginza right now, know what I mean, nudge nudge.

[chiangmaikelly]

It's like -- well -- I think I'm starting to turn a bit Japanese.

For your sake, I hope it turns out alright in the end.

Don't worry about it. In my case its sashimi and wasabi, far better reasons for turning Japanese,

If I was mega rich, I'd be down the Ginza right now, know what I mean, nudge nudge.

I'd take Chiang Mai, nudge nudge.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

If I was mega rich, I'd be down the Ginza right now, know what I mean, nudge nudge.

Back in NY with my harem.

[fish fingers]

i met a japanese girl at a party a few yrs back, she introduced herself "me Nurumi" to which i replied "me Toobiggy"

[thaibeachlovers]

For your sake, I hope it turns out alright in the end.

Don't worry about it. In my case its sashimi and wasabi, far better reasons for turning Japanese,

If I was mega rich, I'd be down the Ginza right now, know what I mean, nudge nudge.

I'd take Chiang Mai, nudge nudge.

I do like Thai women ( perhaps too much ), but the cruddy infrastructure here really gets me down, while I believe the Japanese are pretty switched on when it comes to infrastructure/ cleanliness etc, and the women are certainly no less attractive than the Thais, which is why I say I'd like to go live there.

However, i've never been to Japan, so I am open to correction.

[StreetCowboy]

...

However, i've never been to Japan, so I am open to correction.

If you're open to correction you'll fit in well there, if the videos I've seen are to be believed

SC

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I do like Thai women ( perhaps too much ), but the cruddy infrastructure here really gets me down, while I believe the Japanese are pretty switched on when it comes to infrastructure/ cleanliness etc, and the women are certainly no less attractive than the Thais, which is why I say I'd like to go live there.

However, i've never been to Japan, so I am open to correction.

Bring lots and lots of money.