Rooo Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hel_l, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOPTHAI Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 CHINESE PROVERBS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hel_l, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Who told you that those were CHINESE proverbs...they were concoctions derived form the crazy English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 They are all attributed to Confusius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Who told you that those were CHINESE proverbs...they were concoctions derived form the crazy English language. They are also Jokes, in the Joke section... so dont get stressed about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Methinks someone's feeling a little cocky. Must have a hole in his pocket. Proverb 1. Man with hole in pocket, feels cocky all day. Proverb 2. Man who make love to girl on hill, is not on the level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripperj Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Who told you that those were CHINESE proverbs...they were concoctions derived form the crazy English language. They are also Jokes, in the Joke section... so dont get stressed about it was hust about to say same. Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 What time do you go to a Chinese dentist? tooth hurtee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 What time do you go to a Chinese dentist? tooth hurtee Maybe this would have been better written as 2.30, then people would have to think for themselves!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Why is it hard to reach the person you want on a phone in China? Because you usually Wing Wong number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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