After being married for 50 years, I took a

careful look at my wife one day and said,

Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a

junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a

10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep

every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now … I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00

car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but

I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems

to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me

to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she

would make sure that I would once again be living

in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on

a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and

white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know

how to solve an old guy’s problems.

It worked for my ex wife.

Haha you have got me and my mate in stitches here. Keep them rolling.

Haha you have got me and my mate in stitches here. Keep them rolling.

While ever there is life in this old body, I most certainly will keep them rolling.

Glad you get a laugh from them. Will keep your doctor's expenses down.