50 Years — Priceless!

[kevjohn]

After being married for 50 years, I took a

careful look at my wife one day and said,

Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a

junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a

10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep

every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now … I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00

car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but

I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems

to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me

to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she

would make sure that I would once again be living

in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on

a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and

white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know

how to solve an old guy’s problems.

[billd766]

It worked for my ex wife.

[jambco984]

Haha you have got me and my mate in stitches here. Keep them rolling.

[kevjohn]

Haha you have got me and my mate in stitches here. Keep them rolling.

While ever there is life in this old body, I most certainly will keep them rolling.

Glad you get a laugh from them. Will keep your doctor's expenses down.

Edited November 26, 2012 by kevjohn