raro Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Why don't you post a Poll listing the nationalities and let people voteto show you where they come from. The results will be easier for everyone to read, rather than ploughing through hundeds of posts If you do, can we have real nationalities and avoid including 'Provinces', for example Scotland would come under 'British'. As would our other provinces, such as Australia. I guess that makes me British then .....do I qualify for an EU passport? yeah, but hurry up as long as the Brits are in the EU... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImageDude Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 although that's extortion, I might settle for a Tsing Tao... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I accept, after all a beer is a beer , whether it be chinese or otherwise , but I never drank a swiiss beer. it must be the knife that he sent via parcel for my dad and it was stolen by the postman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BambinA, I can state quite emphatically, that I have NEVER been a Swiss potman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 although that's extortion, I might settle for a Tsing Tao... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I accept, after all a beer is a beer , whether it be chinese or otherwise , but I never drank a swiiss beer. never had a Felsdschloesschen?? Will ask a Swiss guy whom I know but is otherwise unrelated to this thread to bring a case over next time he visits...when and where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImageDude Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 although that's extortion, I might settle for a Tsing Tao... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I accept, after all a beer is a beer , whether it be chinese or otherwise , but I never drank a swiiss beer. never had a Felsdschloesschen?? Will ask a Swiss guy whom I know but is otherwise unrelated to this thread to bring a case over next time he visits...when and where? Wow . . you know a Swiss guy ? maybe you can help my chinese friend, he's looking for a Swiss guy called Eric or Ralph . . I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadman Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Well, I am in something of a dilemma. Apparently 1 in every 4 people on the planet are Chinese. Between us, my gf and I have 5 children. Clearly, at least one of them must be Chinese, but I don't know which one it is. And I'm still waiting for the powers-that-be to process my application to join the Swiss Navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 although that's extortion, I might settle for a Tsing Tao... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I accept, after all a beer is a beer , whether it be chinese or otherwise , but I never drank a swiiss beer. never had a Felsdschloesschen?? Will ask a Swiss guy whom I know but is otherwise unrelated to this thread to bring a case over next time he visits...when and where? Wow . . you know a Swiss guy ? maybe you can help my chinese friend, he's looking for a Swiss guy called Eric or Ralph . . I think ..hmm....I'm afraid I don't know any Eric nor Ralph from Switzerland...maybe he can check with www.swisscham.org/sha/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImageDude Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 ..hmm....I'm afraid I don't know any Eric nor Ralph from Switzerland...maybe he can check with www.swisscham.org/sha/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I already checked, in the 'Dinner' photo, there is a Swiss guy who could have been Eric or Ralph, but he is not drinking Felsdschloesschen beer, so I guess that rules him out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathbyDurian Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I met a Thai girl who had graduated from Chula, who was shagging a Swiss guy, but got pregnant by an Austrian guy, who was half Russian and half Venezuelan. When the baby popped out it probably had 4 legs. sound like me , coz i came from that Univ... but just bloat not pregnant yet ..oh nooo..never eat any roo boy yet Don't think there are too many 'roo boys' in Austria Bambina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeb Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I met a Thai girl who had graduated from Chula, who was shagging a Swiss guy, but got pregnant by an Austrian guy, who was half Russian and half Venezuelan. When the baby popped out it probably had 4 legs. sound like me , coz i came from that Univ... but just bloat not pregnant yet ..oh nooo..never eat any roo boy yet Don't think there are too many 'roo boys' in Austria Bambina. Maybe a typo - means 'root' boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogoso Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I am a Chinese and met a swiss guy working in BKK. I will be in BKK at the beginning of March. I had a golden retriever that ate swiss cheese, but really the dog preferred sharp cheddar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I had dinner this evening with a Swiss guy, who used to work in China - what a small world. Our Golden Retriever isn't fondue cheese, but loves prik gaaeng gai. What's even weirder, his father was owned by a Chinese thai in Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boggers Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I am an Americanized Brit (the family even calls me Yank). When I tended goal, people often called me Swiss cheese because the balls went through me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I always thought that Never Ending Story (Episodes 1, 2 & 3); Baan Totster; and Missing Kayo threads were off the show......... but this one takes THE cake!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Yak Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I always thought that Never Ending Story (Episodes 1, 2 & 3); Baan Totster; and Missing Kayo threads were off the show......... but this one takes THE cake!!!! Which cakes? Moon cakes ? Those are for chinese new year but got nothing to do with Swiss guys, unless they eat them, but I've never seen that. Maybe we should feed a swiss gloden retriever with moon cake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I always thought that Never Ending Story (Episodes 1, 2 & 3); Baan Totster; and Missing Kayo threads were off the show......... but this one takes THE cake!!!! Which cakes? Moon cakes ? Those are for chinese new year but got nothing to do with Swiss guys, unless they eat them, but I've never seen that. Maybe we should feed a swiss gloden retriever with moon cake... May I have a fortune cookie? I'm not fond of cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I live in Switzerland and see lots of Swiss guys everyday drinking Feldschlossen but none of them have chinese companions with them. Also know a few swiss golden retrievers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefBEM Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I am a Chinese and met a swiss guy working in BKK. I will be in BKK at the beginning of March. I am 3rd generation Irish, a US citizen living in Texas, USA, and I speak Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyeves Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I met a Swiss guy once and he was a complete and utter tit I lived and worked in Zürich for a couple of years. The guy you met sounds quite representative of many of his countrymen. They can be very sexy indeed, ask Bambi . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Why don't you post a Poll listing the nationalities and let people voteto show you where they come from. The results will be easier for everyone to read, rather than ploughing through hundeds of posts If you do, can we have real nationalities and avoid including 'Provinces', for example Scotland would come under 'British'. As would our other provinces, such as Australia. I guess that makes me British then .....do I qualify for an EU passport? You'd have to take that up with Brussels but I'm assuming they'd probably run a 'criminality of the genes' tset first before deciding. Do I dare tell you, ok I'm Danish married to a Thai I'm Jocklish (hang head in shame) and was married to a Thai. Fried noodles and lemon chicken for tea I think. I'm English and married to a Malaysian. If I were married to a Swiss it's highly likely that she would have larger breasts than my current wife, though equally likely that she would be far uglier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Yak Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I always thought that Never Ending Story (Episodes 1, 2 & 3); Baan Totster; and Missing Kayo threads were off the show......... but this one takes THE cake!!!! Which cakes? Moon cakes ? Those are for chinese new year but got nothing to do with Swiss guys, unless they eat them, but I've never seen that. Maybe we should feed a swiss gloden retriever with moon cake... May I have a fortune cookie? I'm not fond of cake! Are you a golden retriever? Because the fortune cookies were for desert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma~~ Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Born in Manchester, grew up in United Arab Emirates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I always thought that Never Ending Story (Episodes 1, 2 & 3); Baan Totster; and Missing Kayo threads were off the show......... but this one takes THE cake!!!! Which cakes? Moon cakes ? Those are for chinese new year but got nothing to do with Swiss guys, unless they eat them, but I've never seen that. Maybe we should feed a swiss gloden retriever with moon cake... May I have a fortune cookie? I'm not fond of cake! Are you a golden retriever? Because the fortune cookies were for desert... Surely the cake was for desert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Do I dare tell you, ok I'm Danish married to a Thai Know any good jokes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_M0ney_Sh0t Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Heh I'm a 50% Black 50% white, 100% American Mutt!, and I am to soon wed a 25% Chinese 25% Pakistani 50% Thai 100% Sexy Thai girl from Samutprakarn. She wants to pop out some cute lil brown twins that should be something like 25% Black, 25% white, 12.5% Chinese, 12.5% Pakistani, 25% Thai....100% Awsome hybrid kids! Sweet, who ever thought advanced genetics could be so fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 I'm from Scotland. Och aye, haggis, Johnie Walker, Shortbread, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Heh I'm a 50% Black 50% white, 100% American Mutt!, and I am to soon wed a 25% Chinese 25% Pakistani 50% Thai 100% Sexy Thai girl from Samutprakarn. She wants to pop out some cute lil brown twins that should be something like 25% Black, 25% white, 12.5% Chinese, 12.5% Pakistani, 25% Thai....100% Awsome hybrid kids! Sweet, who ever thought advanced genetics could be so fun! What a wonderful post. I'd like to wish 'Cpt_M0ney_Sh0t' all the very best. It shows that we can indeed be racially integrated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Im aussie with a background of 50% Korean 50% British. Soon to marry in december a Thai Girl with a background 50% Chinese 25% Thai 25% Portuguese (hope i spelt it right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utapaortnab Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I was born in Lafayette Indiana but left as soon as I could. (age 18 right after high school graduation). Lived in, visited, or worked in 39 countries and all 50 United States but considered myself a Texan, having lived most of my quality time there since 1981. Thais are the ONLY people I've met friendlier than Texans, but that's just an opinion, and like arsewholes, everyone has one. Now live in Chiayaphum Thailand (fully retired) but do travel a lot throughout Thailand and SE Asia. Ken If you do, can we have real nationalities and avoid including 'Provinces', for example Scotland would come under 'British'. I'm Dutch (Holland, the Netherlands), including 'Provinces', then we also have to include Fries (Northern-Holland), for Iraq the Kurt and for America Hawaïan and maybe even Texan. Would be gettin' a loooooooong list indeed ... Donz, With that "blend", your children should be most beautiful. Ken Im aussie with a background of 50% Korean 50% British. Soon to marry in december a Thai Girl with a background 50% Chinese 25% Thai 25% Portuguese (hope i spelt it right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Born in Germany and raised in the States makes me an alien most of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaigene2 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 This post is great and has lightened my day. I met a Russian girl once..er, but that's another story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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