Axel Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 First day after the spring break in an American highschool. The teacher introduces a new student, "Sakiro Suzuki from Japan." Starting the lesson, she asks: "Let's see who knows American history Who said 'Give me freedom or death"? Absolute silence in the class, only Suzuki raises his hand: "Patrick Henry 1775 in Philadelphia." "Very well, Suzuki. And who said ' "If all do not join now to save the good old ship of the Union this voyage nobody will have a chance to pilot her on another voyage?" Suzuki gets up: "Abraham Lincoln, Speech at Cleveland, Ohio" (1861) The teacher looks over her students and says: "You should be ashamed, Suzuki is Japanese and knows American history better than all of you!" A low voice from the back rows: "Kiss my a** you sh*t Jap!" "Who was this?", shouts the teacher Suzuki: "General McArthur 1942 in Guadalcanal, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the annual general meeting of Chrysler." The room is absolutely silent, only one voice can be heard: "I think I have to throw up" Suzuki "George Bush senior to the Japanese Prime minster Tanaka, 1991 during lunch in Tokio." Another student gets up and shouts: "Suzuki is a piece of sh*t Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi in Rio at the Grand-Prix for motor-bikes, Brazil 2002." The students laugh hysterically, the teacher collapses, and the school principal comes in: "Sh**t, I never saw such a mess." Suzuki: "George Bush jr. 2004 when preparing the budget." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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