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[notmyself]

A very close friend of mine has land to the rear of her restaurant which is unused. I build a huge offset smoker there for personal use but my friend also uses it to smoke pork chicken etc. which she sells. Am I going to get in trouble? No money is passing hands and I do no work with regard to what she smokes and sells.

[endure]

You are now you've told everyone about it

[MrRealDeal]

Yeah it's a big deal and everyone will care

[hotandhumid]

'my friend' again...it's always 'my friend' just admit it's you...

[notmyself]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

[notmyself]

'my friend' again...it's always 'my friend' just admit it's you...

I would if it were true. Can I own land BTW?

[hotandhumid]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looking at 8-10 years in the monkey house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

[MrRealDeal]

You have a smoker great ..... no need to make it out to be more than it is with the ..... will I get in trouble nonsense

[notmyself]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looing at 8-10 years in the moneky house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

I would just like to know what the odds are of getting in trouble. There is no reason why I should but TiT

[notmyself]

You have a smoker great ..... no need to make it out to be more than it is with the ..... will I get in trouble nonsense

Not built.... perhaps that is why I am asking the question.

[MrRealDeal]

You want attention not an answer as to weather a smoker will get you into trouble or not

LOL your friend "also uses it" ..... but it's not built ? LOL

She sells her stuff from a non built smoker ! LOL ......... nice try ...... FAIL

[notmyself]

You want attention not an answer as to weather a smoker will get you into trouble or not

LOL your friend "also uses it" ..... but it's not built ? LOL

She sells her stuff from a non built smoker ! LOL ......... nice try ...... FAIL

What would be the point of asking otherwise? lol yourself.

Read the OP again.

[MrRealDeal]

You must be drunk if you can't see your post clearly says it's built and someone is selling products from it ........ sober up

[notmyself]

You must be drunk if you can't see your post clearly says it's built and someone is selling products from it ........ sober up

It is 'build' not 'built'.

I could however have witten it for the dialectically indisposed but again, what would be the point?

[Beetlejuice]

It`s no big deal, but personally I wouldn’t get involved with anything like that over here.

You are leaving yourself vulnerable and if anyone wishes to be nasty and report you, than yes, it could cause problems.

You obviously have concerns otherwise you would not be asking the question on Thai visa.

Really not worth the hassle, but whatever you do, is done at your own risk and discretion.

[hotandhumid]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looing at 8-10 years in the moneky house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

I would just like to know what the odds are of getting in trouble. There is no reason why I should but TiT

Don't be so afraid of the Police, they are just blokes in a uniform...give them a whiskey shot and they will be on their way.

[notmyself]

It`s no big deal, but personally I wouldn’t get involved with anything like that over here.

You are leaving yourself vulnerable and if anyone wishes to be nasty and report you, than yes, it could cause problems.

You obviously have concerns otherwise you would not be asking the question on Thai visa.

Really not worth the hassle, but whatever you do, is done at your own risk and discretion.

I thought that but asked anyway. I can't put/ build it where I live.

[rattler]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looing at 8-10 years in the moneky house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

I would just like to know what the odds are of getting in trouble. There is no reason why I should but TiT

Eventually all the pollution will destroy the planet......go ahead build a bigger smoker, thankfully the laws here dealing with pollution are "airtight"

[notmyself]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looing at 8-10 years in the moneky house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

I would just like to know what the odds are of getting in trouble. There is no reason why I should but TiT

Don't be so afraid of the Police, they are just blokes in a uniform...give them a whiskey shot and they will be on their way.

I would rather not cause potential trouble for my friend.

[notmyself]

I have no wish to break the law [sic].

Of course not, you are a perfect individual like many on these boards....for such a hideous crime of this nature I'd say you could be looing at 8-10 years in the moneky house.....I avoid criminals like yourself if I can, you bad boy...

I would just like to know what the odds are of getting in trouble. There is no reason why I should but TiT

Eventually all the pollution will destroy the planet......go ahead build a bigger smoker, thankfully the laws here dealing with pollution are "airtight"

Smoking meat is actually is very efficient.

[payak]

send some smoke pork this way or we will report it.

[notmyself]

send some smoke pork this way or we will report it.

Do you think there is a market for it? (smoked pork, not reporting)

[payak]

send some smoke pork this way or we will report it.

Do you think there is a market for it? (smoked pork, not reporting)

not in the far south,lol.

give it a go, one way to find out.

[Banzai99]

It's criminals like you who give the rest of us a bad name, turn yourself in at your local Police station without further delay, I would suggest the total destruction of the illegal smoker first before you surrender yourself to the authorities.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

[notmyself]

send some smoke pork this way or we will report it.

Do you think there is a market for it? (smoked pork, not reporting)

not in the far south,lol.

give it a go, one way to find out.

Has anyone ever seen smoked goat/ mutton/ lamb? From what I have seen the Thai palate is very affectionate toward smoked produce.

[notmyself]

Abyway, I'm off to bed. Keep it civil guys and gals and I look forward to the input.

[JDGRUEN]

Smoking meat kills parasites - so perhaps you are performing a public service ?

[NeverSure]

Smoking meat kills parasites - so perhaps you are performing a public service ?

It kills police and politicians? "Save The World. Build Smokers," is my new motto. The T-Shirts will be ready tomorrow.

[Beetlejuice]

send some smoke pork this way or we will report it.

Do you think there is a market for it? (smoked pork, not reporting)

not in the far south,lol.

give it a go, one way to find out.

Has anyone ever seen smoked goat/ mutton/ lamb? From what I have seen the Thai palate is very affectionate toward smoked produce.

I`ve seen people smoking cigarettes and cigars, but never seen anyone smoking a goat before.

[MrRealDeal]

I have a large commercial smoker and have smoked just about everything you can imagine and it really doesn't matter what it is , if people like smoked things they like just about whatever you make. Cheese , meat , fish it really doesn't matter if it's smoked well people like it. I have never had anyone say they liked the meat but not the fish it's the smokey flavor people like what you smoke seems to be pretty much irelevant to most people.

The brine recepie you use is at least as important as the kind of wood chips or amount of time you smoke something.