My New Year Resolutions

[Phronesis]

Here are mine, what are yours?

1. Make my third million
   
2. Be less handsome
   
3. Spend less time posting and more time and actually communicating face to face
   
4. Edit out two of my Giks to reduce the total to 6
   
5. Buy some fluoro lighting for my honda click
   
6. Grow the nail on my right pinky longer
   
7. Park more often, at peak hour, in the main traffic lane, with my emergency lights flashing, to walk into a 7 eleven
   
8. Pick my nose in restaurants more often
   
9. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Russian culture
   
10. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Iranian culture
    
11. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Chinese culture
    
12. Stop hating high season so much and learn to embrace Indian culture
    
13. Acknowledge that several road fatalities every day is quite acceptable
    
14. Acknowledge that encouraging the general public to purchase more vehicles, with financial incentives, while not increasing funding for driver training or traffic policing is quite acceptable
    
15. Acknowledge that is is quite acceptable to sell a parcel of national park land to a private buyer
    
16. Have my girl wear pyjamas and Tweety Bird slippers at 11am on a week day in the Immigration office
    
17. To vomit less when I personally witness two fatal accidents in a single week
    
18. To stop and talk with every tailor tout that I encounter and, after the first 5 minutes of conversation, say loudly "Well that is enough about me. Tell me about yourself".
    
19. To stop craving vintage cheddar, parmasan, brie and camembert
    
20. To find XXL sized condoms that actually fit
    
21. To compliment my girl more often on how wonderful her hair smells
    
22. To complain to my girl less often about how awful her pok pok smells
    
23. To exercise more
    
24. To eat less pork
    
25. To eat more greens and vegatables
    
26. To commission a scientific team to establish that processed fish ball sare not properly classified as a food
    
27. And finally, to refrain from didacticism when posting on TV
    

[cdnvic]

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