Maybe she did a smelly fart? It can be a real deal breaker early in a relationship.

They had no more weed or coke maybe ?

:-)

not sure about the coke ,but they could have shared the weed if they had any ,but honestly i know we dont always know our kids ,but i dont think he would know weed if he tripped over it and the only coke he has is straight out of the bottle .

From what you say here and previously, the answer is obvious........

..........He's going to be a monk.

Monk. Nun. Whatever makes him happy!

I deliberately blew a massive garlic burp in my dates face on a first dinner date. It was a test. I ended up having the greatest night of my life. It just depends I guess.

but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah.

....you dont get sex when you do that.

but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah.

Now you tell me!

yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to?

yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to?

You're good.

Well, if you already pooed, its too late..so why should I care? huh?

....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name

....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name

Are we gonna get a rendition of "I'm my own grandpa" ?

Well, let me put it this way. She wanted Sharron and I wanted Craig, so we made a compromise and called the little brat Shazaig...not much of compromise I know but at least he can hold a pencil in between his toes long enough to paint a picture and make a buck

I have to beat him over the head with a stick to hand over the cash at the end of the day though.

lovely kid but he has his mothers brain and my wifes arse.....I cant decide which one kick before retiring to bed.

Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped?

OFF WITH HIS LITTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees.

OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees.

somehow i really don't think i have to ,my post was a little tongue in cheek, he and his girl friend have just gone out to BALI HI for the new year after being alone together in his bedroom for the last 4 hours.

Maybe he tried but shocked her with ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbT8ItMYRg

What ever is the world coming to, kids these days, unbelievable.

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Exactly, computer games should be banned.

Your son has a tracker on your car and got a auto text message when you are still 5 kilomet from home...

Thats lovely. probably already had his wicked way with her!

They are not stupid, either they heard you coming or the dirty act was "all over red rover"

Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution)

I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here.

Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution)

We blew them up and tied them a tree on the 31st

I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here.

Yes judging by his girlfriend and her familly i would think that education is forefront in their minds

madness

Edited January 1, 201313 yr by JurgenG

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