Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Maybe she did a smelly fart? It can be a real deal breaker early in a relationship. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 They had no more weed or coke maybe ? :-) not sure about the coke ,but they could have shared the weed if they had any ,but honestly i know we dont always know our kids ,but i dont think he would know weed if he tripped over it and the only coke he has is straight out of the bottle . From what you say here and previously, the answer is obvious........ ..........He's going to be a monk. Monk. Nun. Whatever makes him happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I deliberately blew a massive garlic burp in my dates face on a first dinner date. It was a test. I ended up having the greatest night of my life. It just depends I guess. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 ....you dont get sex when you do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah. Now you tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to? You're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Well, if you already pooed, its too late..so why should I care? huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 ....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 ....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name Are we gonna get a rendition of "I'm my own grandpa" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Well, let me put it this way. She wanted Sharron and I wanted Craig, so we made a compromise and called the little brat Shazaig...not much of compromise I know but at least he can hold a pencil in between his toes long enough to paint a picture and make a buck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I have to beat him over the head with a stick to hand over the cash at the end of the day though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yooyung Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 lovely kid but he has his mothers brain and my wifes arse.....I cant decide which one kick before retiring to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadbin Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 OFF WITH HIS LITTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenervoussurgeon Posted December 31, 2012 Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees. somehow i really don't think i have to ,my post was a little tongue in cheek, he and his girl friend have just gone out to BALI HI for the new year after being alone together in his bedroom for the last 4 hours. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Maybe he tried but shocked her with ...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbT8ItMYRg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 What ever is the world coming to, kids these days, unbelievable. Sent from my GT-N7100 using Thaivisa Connect App Exactly, computer games should be banned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDGRUEN Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Your son has a tracker on your car and got a auto text message when you are still 5 kilomet from home... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Thats lovely. probably already had his wicked way with her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 They are not stupid, either they heard you coming or the dirty act was "all over red rover" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nong38 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nong38 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution) We blew them up and tied them a tree on the 31st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenervoussurgeon Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here. Yes judging by his girlfriend and her familly i would think that education is forefront in their minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JurgenG Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 (edited) madness Edited January 1, 2013 by JurgenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 ♫Kids... what's the matter with kids today♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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