smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 So I wake up this morning to be presented with a small gift from my gf, which she said not to open until she left for work. Imagine my surprise to find a shiny cap and a whistle in the box! I think its retaliation for my refusing to water the plants....well gardening is on the protected list of jobs isn't it? I've had great fun causing havoc all over Sukhumvit.....should I make a career of it?.....I reckon I'm a natural! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywais Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Guess better than getting a bicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted January 15, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time. Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time. Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet.... A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 I look great in jackboots. Anyway....no job offers yet....my gf is gonna be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Perhaps she was telling you to go & play in the traffic. Perhaps she should have given you a boomerang that wont comeback .He uses a whistle too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time. Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet.... A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket. But in case, his nickname is woodpecker, isn't it protection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Perhaps she was telling you to go & play in the traffic. Perhaps she should have given you a boomerang that wont comeback .He uses a whistle too. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return to you when you throw it? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time. Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet.... A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket. But in case, his nickname is woodpecker, isn't it protection? Hmm, perhaps if smokes has a beak. Have heard he has, but not a duck beak though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I look great in jackboots. Anyway....no job offers yet....my gf is gonna be disappointed. Have you tried Max Mosley ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 (edited) If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won Edited January 15, 2013 by loong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 You should take your girlfriends guide dog for a walk, that will keep you occupied. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marstons Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Guess better than getting a bicycle. Still think a duck is more worrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Smokie was so ugly when he was born the midwife slapped his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 He was so ugly as a kid, when he played in the sandbox the cat kept covering him up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Smokie was delighted to be asked to be a Poster Boy for a new advertising campaign..........not so delighted when he found out it was for birth control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humbugged Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Guess better than getting a bicycle. Still think a duck is more worrying Imagine the local duck wrapped up as a present....I think even the most desperate and poorest child would kick that present to the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won If I just get up early and sneak off to Nana for beer do you think she'll notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 Smokie was delighted to be asked to be a Poster Boy for a new advertising campaign..........not so delighted when he found out it was for birth control. A thousand Chinese burns for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I know a joke about Chinese burns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 I know a joke about Chinese burns I know a great place serving Chinese roast pork and buns. Maybe I should write a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 I know a joke about Chinese burns I know a great place serving Chinese roast pork and buns. Maybe I should write a book. Don't put your face on the cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 Woman are attracted to lazyness, manliness.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 There is one certain, surefire way to handle any woman, any time. I just haven't found out what it is yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongtourist Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 15, 2013 Author Share Posted January 15, 2013 If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand" Feel the love gents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macksview Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 lol smokes good on your gf, just told the wife this one,while i am watching bbc world news,as she commences her 3rd of toil before leaving for her work. she laughed a fair bit, as she unplugged the kitchen sink,the only thing worse she said would have been to give you a samlor, samlor driver to lazy to cut rice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongtourist Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand" Feel the love gents. Haha good one smokie and yes...feeling the love in Thailand is just like bacon and eggs in thailand..best to be doing it yourself.. with right hand or left if you are a little kinky..or both hands if your a very lucky chappy you say many times about this sexy young girlfriend of yours but i do suspect you might be very well experienced in this regard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 17, 2013 Author Share Posted January 17, 2013 If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand" Feel the love gents. Haha good one smokie and yes...feeling the love in Thailand is just like bacon and eggs in thailand..best to be doing it yourself.. with right hand or left if you are a little kinky..or both hands if your a very lucky chappy you say many times about this sexy young girlfriend of yours but i do suspect you might be very well experienced in this regard You are a very naughty boy tingtong. My gf is young, beautiful and intelligent. She also packs a mean right hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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