So I wake up this morning to be presented with a small gift from my gf, which she said not to open until she left for work.

Imagine my surprise to find a shiny cap and a whistle in the box!

I think its retaliation for my refusing to water the plants....well gardening is on the protected list of jobs isn't it?

I've had great fun causing havoc all over Sukhumvit.....should I make a career of it?.....I reckon I'm a natural!

Guess better than getting a bicycle.

It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time.

It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time.

Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet....

It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time.

Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet....

A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket.

I look great in jackboots.

Anyway....no job offers yet....my gf is gonna be disappointed.

Perhaps she was telling you to go & play in the traffic. Perhaps she should have given you a boomerang that wont comeback .He uses a whistle too.

It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time.

Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet....

A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket.

But in case, his nickname is woodpecker, isn't it protection?

Perhaps she was telling you to go & play in the traffic. Perhaps she should have given you a boomerang that wont comeback .He uses a whistle too.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return to you when you throw it?

A stick.

It's in retaliation for your demand of a nurses uniform to be worn at bed time.

Hehe...it took three hours to remove the fireman's helmet....

A nurses uniform with a fireman's helmet is not cricket.

But in case, his nickname is woodpecker, isn't it protection?

Hmm, perhaps if smokes has a beak. Have heard he has, but not a duck beak though.

I look great in jackboots.

Anyway....no job offers yet....my gf is gonna be disappointed.

Have you tried Max Mosley ?

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

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You should take your girlfriends guide dog for a walk, that will keep you occupied.

Guess better than getting a bicycle.

Still think a duck is more worrying

Smokie was so ugly when he was born the midwife slapped his mother.

He was so ugly as a kid, when he played in the sandbox the cat kept covering him up.

Smokie was delighted to be asked to be a Poster Boy for a new advertising campaign..........not so delighted when he found out it was for birth control.

Guess better than getting a bicycle.

Still think a duck is more worrying

Imagine the local duck wrapped up as a present....I think even the most desperate and poorest child would kick that present to the gutter.

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

If I just get up early and sneak off to Nana for beer do you think she'll notice?

Smokie was delighted to be asked to be a Poster Boy for a new advertising campaign..........not so delighted when he found out it was for birth control.

A thousand Chinese burns for you!

I know a joke about Chinese burns

I know a joke about Chinese burns

I know a great place serving Chinese roast pork and buns.

Maybe I should write a book.

I know a joke about Chinese burns

I know a great place serving Chinese roast pork and buns.

Maybe I should write a book.

Don't put your face on the cover

Woman are attracted to lazyness, manliness..

There is one certain, surefire way to handle any woman, any time.

I just haven't found out what it is yet.

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand"

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand"

Feel the love gents.

lol smokes good on your gf, just told the wife this one,while i am watching bbc world news,as she commences her 3rd of toil before leaving for her work.

she laughed a fair bit, as she unplugged the kitchen sink,the only thing worse she said would have been to give you a samlor, samlor driver to lazy to cut rice

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand"

Feel the love gents.

Haha good one smokie and yes...feeling the love in Thailand is just like bacon and eggs in thailand..best to be doing it yourself..

with right hand or left if you are a little kinky..or both hands if your a very lucky chappy

you say many times about this sexy young girlfriend of yours but i do suspect you might be very well experienced in this regard

If there is an award for the most incomprehensible thread on TV in 2013, this one has already won

Yes, and in the company of other greats such as "Best bacon and eggs in thailand"

Feel the love gents.

Haha good one smokie and yes...feeling the love in Thailand is just like bacon and eggs in thailand..best to be doing it yourself..

with right hand or left if you are a little kinky..or both hands if your a very lucky chappy

you say many times about this sexy young girlfriend of yours but i do suspect you might be very well experienced in this regard

You are a very naughty boy tingtong.

My gf is young, beautiful and intelligent.

She also packs a mean right hand....