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Guaranteed to take a bite out of crime biggrin.png

On a more serious note, this cannot end well in practice.

What possible use is this?

If i was being attacked by the dog,

I'd let the dog bite my arm, the I'd grab the gun.

I'll need stiches from the dog bite, but i now have a 9mm.

as a previous poster said, I dont know if i should laugh, cry, or whatever

Ah, good plan Sherlock, but who said the gun worked?

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"Ignore the dog, he's 'barking-mad', whereas I'm merely colourful, I mean you should see my arse !" rolleyes.gif

"They won't let me ride inside the car I'm afraid, it's the all-peanut diet, they give me gas !" smile.png

"I'm also the mascot, at the local gambling-emporium, two jobs but the same boss !" wink.png

"They promised me my own cage, in the new police-accommodation block, but work seems to have stopped recently !" sad.png

"Vote for Me, as mayor of Bangkok, or you won't get any funds from central-government, either !"

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Policeman in background thinks ... "I just know this picture's going to end-up on ThaiVisa !" tongue.png

credit for this caption to Ricardo-Junior ! wai.gif

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Stay away from my Bentley you stupid dog. If you piss on the wheel you are dead.

Personally I like the ones who have the balls to tell me what they thinkwink.png

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Stay away from my Bentley you stupid dog. If you piss on the wheel you are dead.
Is it a pink Bentley?:rolleyes:
You win first prize. A photo session with DPM Police Captain Dr. Chalerm Yubamrung. Can you please ask him to close his mouth for the photo?
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Stay away from my Bentley you stupid dog. If you piss on the wheel you are dead.
Is it a pink Bentley?:rolleyes:
You

win first prize. A photo session with DPM Police Captain Dr. Chalerm Yubamrung. Can you please ask him to close his mouth for the photo?

Thanks mate. :)
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"Happy Chinese New Year ! Now form an orderly-queue, and have your 'voluntary' donations ready !" rolleyes.gif

"And you with the Backhoe, use a piece of string to tie -it-down, or something !" wink.png

"I demand a sideways-move to the jet-ski squad, riding on this car's just boring, and the money would be better too !" laugh.png

"Alright, Own Up, Who Muttered Something About Chimps & Tea-Parties ?!" laugh.png

"My Black-Beret Blew-Away 40 km Down The Road !" rolleyes.gif

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Stay away from my Bentley you stupid dog. If you piss on the wheel you are dead.

Is it a pink Bentley?:rolleyes:

You win first prize. A photo session with DPM Police Captain Dr. Chalerm Yubamrung. Can you please ask him to close his mouth for the photo?

Come on, how's the guy supposed to breathe? :(

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Stay away from my Bentley you stupid dog. If you piss on the wheel you are dead.

Is it a pink Bentley?rolleyes.gif

You win first prize. A photo session with DPM Police Captain Dr. Chalerm Yubamrung. Can you please ask him to close his mouth for the photo?

Come on, how's the guy supposed to breathe? sad.png

From the same orifice he speaks from.

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I think it is a great idea.How many bullets in the gun,my guess none.

Don't forget that the dog would, I believe, have to buy its own gun/bullets, just like the rest of the bib.

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