Freddie from Surin was fed up with his wife, so he decided to do away with her. He called up his mate Artie, agreed to do the job for 10,000 baht. Freddie was a bit skint so he told his mate he would give him 10baht to seal the contract, and the rest when his wifes insurance was paid.

Artie hides out in Big C toilet, till he see's Freddies wife coming. He strangles her, but just as he was clearing up a maid comes in and starts screaming. He strangles her as well. The whole thing was caught on video though, and the police came and arrested the murderer.

Next day the headlines read

Artie chokes two for 10 baht in BigC.

<groan>

A bit early for Wednesday isn't it Lampy?

<groan>

A bit early for Wednesday isn't it Lampy?

Bed for me now.............big match tonight

Bed for me now.............big match tonight

Ditto.... but I'm not talking about football...