March 8, 200620 yr Johnny is walking across the comman, down and out and feeling very sorry for himself, when there is a clap of thunder, a blast of wind and a piece of paper flutters down to the ground in front of him. He reads it, grins to himself and runs down the road. He finds a house with a light on in the bathroom, and climbs up the drainpipe to the open window, where he can see a lovely woman sitting in the bath. He jumps in through the window and stands in front of the screaming woman. " SSH " he says . " Read this" and hands her the piece of paper. " You fool" she cries. " This paper says..................................................... Seek out someone with a soul full of hope"
March 8, 200620 yr They're not getting any better Lampy.... Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
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