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Airline Time

Martin
Martin
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The tower at BKK got a call requesting a time check, and the controller asked which airline the caller was flying for.

When he was asked what difference that made to the time, he replied:

"Well, if you are the inbound Lufthansa flight , I can tell you that the time is 11:07 precisely and set your mind at rest, that you will be landing on within the plus/minus 5 seconds expected of you."

"But if you are the inbound Air France flight I can set your mind at rest by confirming that you that you will be landing on in nice time for lunch."

And if you are the outbound Air Asia flight for Udon Thani, I can set your mind at rest, too, by assuring you that it IS Tuesday."

Add "Want-2-go" to this list too.........

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