Road_Runner Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a Bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a Bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." I hate to be a bore, but it says no such thing!!! Nor does it say it in any other psalm, sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 I hate to be a bore, but it says no such thing!!! Nor does it say it in any other psalm, sorry... Sorry? What for?If there is someone who has to appologise its me. I should have checked the verse before using it. I just saw the joke and found it funny so i posted.Let me take this moment to appologise to all who got hurt because of the joke. Would be glad if the admin. or the mod. could just trash this joke.Sorry, once again, and thanks suegha for pointing my mistake."A good friend is one who can stand at your face and point at your mistake, and not one who stands by your side and watch you slide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 Okay RR, lighten up! The joke was funny anyway. And keep on posting... ps I like the avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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