Explaining

[Road_Runner]

While on vacation in India, Somchai, his wife and son were going to Kashmir on Kashmiri Express.

Somchai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and son the top most berth in the train.

When the train stopped at one of the stations Somchai went down with his son to buy a cup of ice cream.

When Somchai and his son returned they found that a South Indian had occupied his son's berth.

Outraged, Somchai called the ticket collector and asked him to help.

Ticket collector requested that he could not understand Thai so it would be better if Somchai explained the whole situation to him in English.

Somchai tried explaining, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth(berth) to my child."