kevjohn Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..' 'Mrs Sanders, please.''Speaking.''Mrs Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week,a biopsy from another Mr Sanders arrived as well.We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.Frankly, either way the results are not too good.''What do you mean?' Mrs Sanders asks nervously.'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer'sand the other one tested positive for HIV...We can't tell which is which.‘That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?’ questioned Mrs Sanders.'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.''Well, what am I supposed to do now?''The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town . .If he finds his way home . . Don't sleep with him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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