Liverpool F.c.

[wilai]

Cheers AC

Andy Carroll ‏@AndyTCarroll_ Jun 3

I can not believe how many Scousers are in the England squad.... Are we going to Brazil to try and win the world cup, or just nick it??

[wilai]

Good Luck Sami #BHAFC

[mad mary]

Not here mr posty

[P45Mustang]

Wft was Hodgson doing managing Liverpool?

[mad mary]

Liverpool agree £117M fee with Real Madrid for Luis Suarez

http://m.shortme.us/news.php?url=liverpool-agree-117m-fee-with-real-madrid-for-luis-suarez-66824

[BangrakBob]

Liverpool agree £117M fee with Real Madrid for Luis Suarez

http://m.shortme.us/news.php?url=liverpool-agree-117m-fee-with-real-madrid-for-luis-suarez-66824

yep

[P45Mustang]

Well that's a fkcing relief.

( Cos everybody would be saying you only beat 'em because Suarez wasn't playing.)

[P45Mustang]

See you in the CL.

Big stuff.

[mad mary]

Thousands of People Living in Bins Say Merseyside Postal Workers

sun newspaperThe Southport Times has uncovered shocking new evidence that tens of thousands of people are living in bins and skips around Merseyside.

This tragic and disturbing discovery was made during our research for an unrelated story about the Royal Mail’s distribution of free copies of The Sun newspaper.

It emerged that hundreds of postal workers would be delivering the paper directly into the make-do homes of these poor, unfortunate individuals.

“Yes, a family of 200 live in here.” Postman, Bryan Eyre told us as we witnessed him cheerfully placing an entire bundle of copies of The Sun into a skip.

“We could return them undelivered,” Eyre explained, “But we like to imagine the poor homeless people at least having something to wipe their <deleted> on.”

[P45Mustang]

Air Conn seems to have packed up.

[StevieH]

Not here mr posty

got ours up on the front door. what the <deleted> were the royal mail thinking?

fair play to all the posties who are going out on strike in protest. six of the postmen in the wirral office being asked to deliver it were at hillsborough themselves for <deleted>'s sake.

[wilai]

"got ours up on the front door. what the <deleted> were the royal mail thinking?"

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!

Better idea is to wrap the piece of shit up, and re-address to the scum's head office...without a stamp. Will cost them a fortune

[StevieH]

prefer not to even touch it mate to be honest. got a mate who if he ever sees anyone with a copy in liverpool goes up and very blatantly sets fire to it with his ciggie lighter.

and yeah, all about the money. the royal &lt;deleted&gt; mail. disgraceful.

[P45Mustang]

Original music courtesy of George Harrison.

[StevieH]

are you trying to be funny there?

[P45Mustang]

are you trying to be funny there?

Just trying to be optimistic.

Cockney boys grateful.

[wilai]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

[StevieH]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

yeah interesting again. really like him and he had an excellent season last term.

[smokie36]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

yeah interesting again. really like him and he had an excellent season last term.

He's a great signing for someone....almost certainly not us...

[P45Mustang]

When is he having a medical?

[alfieconn]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

[wilai]

Shit....Only a tiddler...throw it back and start again

[P45Mustang]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

Yeah. Like I said. I wouldn't employ you as my chauffeur.

[carmine]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

i think Lovrens a very good player and if our new manager rates him then i presume were going to make an approach if we haven't already. Ofcourse i have to remind myself that you lot can offer champions league football!

[carmine]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

Yeah. Like I said. I wouldn't employ you as my chauffeur.

Is that kind of comment really necessary?

[P45Mustang]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

Yeah. Like I said. I wouldn't employ you as my chauffeur.

Is that kind of comment really necessary?

Yep. Absolutely confident it is, given the history from this guy.

Especially on the Liverpool thread.

[alfieconn]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

Yeah. Like I said. I wouldn't employ you as my chauffeur.

Don't you understand English, I told you, I retired 11 years ago !

[P45Mustang]

Lovren has handed in a transfer request.......LFC 1/2 to sign him.,,,,,,,,(goes to bed and awaits counter offer from the Spuds)

There can only be a counter offer if there's already been an offer from somebody else

Yeah. Like I said. I wouldn't employ you as my chauffeur.

Don't you understand English, I told you, I retired 11 years ago !

Sounds like you're back again.

[mad mary]

W&nkstains

[StevieH]

can't explain how furious i am at that idiot miliband mate. there was a national campaign organised by the hillsborough justice campaign to not put that horrible rag through letterboxes of people who gave a shit about hillsborough and he goes and does that. loses himself hundreds of thousands of votes across the country, a huge amount on merseyside, and given his 'campaign' of a few years ago to "break up the murdoch empire" just proves himself the spineless unelectable d*ckhead most people thought he was. what a useless b*stard.