Premature Ejaculation

[Boon Mee]

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation.

This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go

to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try

startling yourself".

One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a

starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his

wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in

bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system'

that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69'

position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to

come.

Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How

did it go?"

The man answered, "Just great,...when I fired the pistol my wife

shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the

closet naked with his hands in the air!"

[suegha]

Oh, this is so naughty!!!

[mumbojumbo]

Edited March 27, 2006 by mumbojumbo

[Road_Runner]

Hahahaha

The attachment was great too.

Keep up the team work. But try and co-ordinate and come together.

[suegha]

Hahahaha

The attachment was great too.

Keep up the team work. But try and co-ordinate and come together.

Very Good RR, one of your best gags yet.

[Plus]

A couple comes to a terapist and the wife says:

- We have a problem with premature ejaculation

Her husband interrupts

- SHE has a probem

[suegha]

A couple comes to a terapist and the wife says:

- We have a problem with premature ejaculation

Her husband interrupts

- SHE has a probem

This is a corker!!!