tuky Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water comes out of both taps. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window. You develop a fear of metal car door handles. You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" You realise that asphalt has a liquid state. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard-boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. The trees are whistling for the dogs. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park. You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep during the night. You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it doesn't, waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Hot water comes out of both taps. Here during the summer, we turn off the hot water system so that the tank becomes somewhere for the water to cool down a bit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted February 20, 2004 Author Share Posted February 20, 2004 Lucky for power steering. do hope those two fingers were pointing down bronco, road rage and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 20, 2004 Share Posted February 20, 2004 You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window. Window? More like the <deleted>' roof! cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too. According to a mate in Brisbane it is 44 there today. Jeez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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