Little Johnny

[game4shame]

The class are hanging the term's paintings on the wall one day, when little Sally accidentally stabs her hand with a drawing pin. Blood is running and little Sally ends in tears.

Seizing the opportunity to test their First Aid knowledge, Mrs Smith the teacher asks the class how sally can deal with the wound.

Little Johnny raises his hand:

"maybe Sally needs to get some Cider miss?"

"Cider Johnny? what on earth would she do with cider?" said Mrs Smith

"well, my big sister told me, whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she likes to put it inside her." replies Johnny.

Edited April 2, 2006 by game4shame

[agsnowdon]

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[suegha]

had to think for a min...