Saw a boy the other day wearing: "Slutette."

Figured that we see 'em often, but forget 'em too- post 'em here while you still remember!

aah, the novelty t-shirts - where would we be without them?!!

'good guy goes to heaven, bad guy goes to Pattaya' is a personal favourite.

doubt many Thais would wear that one though.

Edited April 4, 200620 yr by game4shame

aah, the novelty t-shirts - where would we be without them?!!

'good guy goes to heaven, bad guy goes to Pattaya' is a personal favourite.

doubt many Thais would wear that one though.

I think there was another thread on this not too long ago. It had a lot of examples of the funny shirts some Thais and farangs wear.

A Thai guy in my neighbourhood has a shirt with a cartoon of a guy, sitting on a toilet, tearing pages out of a book.

The text reads: The Koran, now in 2 ply !

Needless to say, I don't think he goes to the Arab part of town too often

A lot of the time, Thais will wear shirts and not have a clue as to what it says, or what it means.

I saw a Thai teenager wearing a T-shirt at the weekend that read: ''I hate my life and I wish I was dead''. Made me smile ...

One i saw today. A young Thai woman. Probably no more than 21 with.

F U C K

Not Really.

This is exactly the way it was written.

Edited April 4, 200620 yr by Jockstar

I've got the usual "Same Same, but different" one and when I wear it here everyone always asks if I've been to Thailand recently -wonder why?!!

I also have a "No Money, No Honey" one which I only wear at home...

Thai woman inside the Temple in Chachoengsao wearing " <deleted> Off W*ankers" t-shirt.

Same t-shirt worn by a 5 year old at Tesco's.

I saw a bright red shirt just recently that read

F*&k you! You F*&king F#$k!

I couldn't help myself, "F$!K you too" I shouted cheerfully

If you can read this the bitch fell off

Bomb disposal tech

If you see me running try to keep up

I had a seven year old kid arrive to my saturday English classes wearing a T shirt saying 'white power' with a swastika underneath. Also a very shy and akward looking teenage girl with 'LIPS, HIPS, TITS: POWER' on her t-shirt. I think she would have been mortified if she knew what it meant!

I once saw one of the nieces with a shirt that had 'international' type symbols illustrating various sexual positions...when I indicated my displeasure to the wife she responded with 'oh, tutsi don't be such a fuddy duddy...I think the shirt is a riot...'. That the niece was already 15 y.o. and approaching sexual maturity was not an issue...the wife saw no harm in the niece parading around with pictures of anal p'tration, b-jobs and etc. emblazoned (albeit highly stylized and not decypherable at first glance...)

sheesh...looks like I'm not in Pasadena anymore...

Saw A guy in Carrefour on Rama 4 wearing a shirt with "Trust me, I'm a Virgin" on it - made me smile, and the g/f laughed her socks off

I was on a songtaew bus in the sticks of Isaan a couple of years ago when very brown and wrinkled Isaan lady got on. She was grey haired and must have been late 60's early 70's her T-shirt bore the slogan "I f*cked the girl from Hansen".

Talking of being mortified if they knew what the words actually meant:

Wy wife's sister used to run a real chilled resort/bar in the jungle behind Khlong Phrao beach on Koh Chang, 10 years ago now. She was a god's honest, hard working, self respecting young attractive lady. I have never heard a Thai speak so disdainfully/sadly about the prostitute problem in the country and it really bothered to her what had happenened in her parents home town of Pattaya. Anyway, without dressing her up in a nun's outfit, you get the picture no doubt..

The day I walked in she had a white t-shirt with "I LOVE CO*K" emblazoned across it, complete with the coca-cola type font/grahics et all (asterix wasn't there on the original ). I tried not to jump to any conclusions but its pretty hard not to with a first meeting like that!

I stayed there a long time.

During that time she wore the t-shirt quite regularly and would always smile sweetly back at the foreigners that looked at her and smiled. All a very friendly bunch I guess she figured.

One random evening when the t-shirt was proudly being emblazoned to a welcoming public, I casually remarked how much success the t-shirt had brought her. She looked at me very quizzically. I attempted another direction: Does your boyfriend (thai) like you wearing the t-shirt in the bar" (was just trying to picture my old english missus behind the bar on a friday night, its 10:30 and she has above t-shirt on dsiplay - not sure that I'd be overjoyed!). Agian, confusement reigned.

Ok. It was dawning on me..."Do you know what the t-shirt actually says/means"?. "Of course" was her reply, "I LOVE COKE". She went on to add that as she had always loved coke from an early age (even though she klnew it was bad for her), she thought the t-shirt was great for her when she saw it being sold in a shop in Pattaya (one of the only things she has ever bought in "that" part of town apparently).

I thought she was winding me up so I played along for a while but after a little too long it occured to me that she was deadly serious and had infact no idea of the "real" meaning.

To tell or not to tell??

What would you have done??

I'd say nothing!

chicken

I once saw a hip TV news/bullitin reader wearing a T-shirt that had nothing but a big swastika on the front. But really to take the biscuit was our English bar maid, last year( see web-site news)who turned up for work wearing a similar shirt. Germans are third behind U.K. & Shermans who freqent the FC. Yes lads. She was blonde.

Talking of being mortified if they knew what the words actually meant:

Wy wife's sister used to run a real chilled resort/bar in the jungle behind Khlong Phrao beach on Koh Chang, 10 years ago now. She was a god's honest, hard working, self respecting young attractive lady. I have never heard a Thai speak so disdainfully/sadly about the prostitute problem in the country and it really bothered to her what had happenened in her parents home town of Pattaya. Anyway, without dressing her up in a nun's outfit, you get the picture no doubt..

The day I walked in she had a white t-shirt with "I LOVE CO*K" emblazoned across it, complete with the coca-cola type font/grahics et all (asterix wasn't there on the original ). I tried not to jump to any conclusions but its pretty hard not to with a first meeting like that!

I stayed there a long time.

During that time she wore the t-shirt quite regularly and would always smile sweetly back at the foreigners that looked at her and smiled. All a very friendly bunch I guess she figured.

One random evening when the t-shirt was proudly being emblazoned to a welcoming public, I casually remarked how much success the t-shirt had brought her. She looked at me very quizzically. I attempted another direction: Does your boyfriend (thai) like you wearing the t-shirt in the bar" (was just trying to picture my old english missus behind the bar on a friday night, its 10:30 and she has above t-shirt on dsiplay - not sure that I'd be overjoyed!). Agian, confusement reigned.

Ok. It was dawning on me..."Do you know what the t-shirt actually says/means"?. "Of course" was her reply, "I LOVE COKE". She went on to add that as she had always loved coke from an early age (even though she klnew it was bad for her), she thought the t-shirt was great for her when she saw it being sold in a shop in Pattaya (one of the only things she has ever bought in "that" part of town apparently).

I thought she was winding me up so I played along for a while but after a little too long it occured to me that she was deadly serious and had infact no idea of the "real" meaning.

To tell or not to tell??

What would you have done??

Ya Gotta tell her. If she really is on the Up and Up, then don't let her run around looking like a Hoe. Tell her exactly what it means I mean woulnd't you want someone to tell you if the situation was reversed?

Talking of being mortified if they knew what the words actually meant:

The day I walked in she had a white t-shirt with "I LOVE CO*K" emblazoned across it, complete with the coca-cola type font/grahics et all (asterix wasn't there on the original ). I tried not to jump to any conclusions but its pretty hard not to with a first meeting like that!

What on earth is wrong with Cork? I never found it to be that offensive although when in drink they can be a handful. But that's the Irish for you.

Spotted on the BTS, a particularly gormless Thai adolescent sporting buckteeth and unfashionably black framed thick lensed spectacles. Sitting there in his own uniquely Thai reverie he was obviously oblivious to the significance of the motif emblazoned on his starkly white T shirt which shouted in big black letters " P E N I S ".

Painfully funny.

Edited April 6, 200620 yr by the gent

"I will not love you longtime"

Edited April 6, 200620 yr by britmaveric

Called my GF over to read the shirt, and now she wants one Brit!

Called my GF over to read the shirt, and now she wants one Brit!

I wondered why the line was busy!

Called my GF over to read the shirt, and now she wants one Brit!

willing to let the TV Thai illiteracy gang into the gag?

please

Called my GF over to read the shirt, and now she wants one Brit!

willing to let the TV Thai illiteracy gang into the gag?

please

Kiss Me I'm Thai!!!!!

The <deleted> off you W*nkers T shirt is an Exploited (Iffy UK 80's punk band) T shirt!

Called my GF over to read the shirt, and now she wants one Brit!

willing to let the TV Thai illiteracy gang into the gag?

please

Kiss Me I'm Thai!!!!!

kop koon krup