unanimosity Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 A joiner's fee? That's a new one on me..... It's just went behind the fridge, I think it's away to get it's pals. Joiner's fee, is that Mae Sai speak for a bar fine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Never Sleeps Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Where there's a rat, a snake is not too far behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thaddeus Posted July 5, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2013 Is there a Spanish waiter wandering around shouting "Basil" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjef Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 (edited) I'm already rolling on the floor! You guys are so funny! Pity I haven't discovered ThaiVisa sooner! Edited July 5, 2013 by mjef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGIE Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 ...... "I asked you if the rooms were clean when I checked in " " Yes I remember, rooms are clean, you can see " " How about the rats? " " You not ask about rat so I not say " Ha ha ha! My stomach is aching when I read this. Stress reliever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 A joiner's fee? That's a new one on me..... It's just went behind the fridge, I think it's away to get it's pals. Rats are beautiful affectionate animals, it is only the ones who are born in the sewers who grow up dirty. They really are clean animals by nature. Mae Sai is a sewer........apologies to brian. I don't think Blether will agree. Nor will the people of Mae Sia who rely on tourism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Is there a Spanish waiter wandering around shouting "Basil" No. They are all Thai or Burmese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Name's not Ubonrat, Chalongrat, Chularat, or such like, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 ok TB? Punters got the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Mae Sai is a sewer........apologies to brian.I don't think Blether will agree. Nor will the people of Mae Sia who rely on tourism. Tourism is earned not a right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Helps if they have a good advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espen Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 An unfocused picture of Christmas supper 2011, but I think you get the picture. (No pun intended.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masuk Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 It's not a rat meester Fawtly - it's a hamster!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winstonc Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 dont forget to wai when you meet its parents,,,and buy it some gold just like roland,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 When walking back to the hotel in Nha Trang I was introduced to a game called "throw rocks at the rats". I never really got into that game.. Nah, back in the day, we'd sit on our porch in White House and use slingshots and ice cubes to shoot rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 yep. I got two pictures very clearly. Korat! good evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vento Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Some time ago, rats have eaten my expensive shoes during night. They didn't try my feet. Hard to resist when the average rat dinner is farang sandals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Don't touch it or you may be hit with a joiner's fee ... pay barfine first I reckon Blether already paid the barfine, checked the sex cause ya don't wanna be seen with a ladyboy rat (ladyrat?), gave it a good feed and they're now great friends! When are the wedding bells gonna ring? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Well you know what's good for killing rat, so get some in your bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 Yup I saw a 8 foot python swimming down the Ping River the other week, where was he when I needed him huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Yup I saw a 8 foot python swimming down the Ping River the other week, where was he when I needed him huh? That was a ngu You saw a noo in the room. Every time I try to say ngu they think I mean noo. I must try saying it with a scots accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 I assume that breakfast was "included" with the price of the room? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblether Posted July 5, 2013 Author Share Posted July 5, 2013 Yup I saw a 8 foot python swimming down the Ping River the other week, where was he when I needed him huh? That was a ngu You saw a noo in the room. Every time I try to say ngu they think I mean noo. I must try saying it with a scots accent. You would think there would be nobody saying " noo " better than me, seeing how I'm Scottish. I seriously give up with this language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Looks like you and Harry are in the same boat going down the ping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Yup I saw a 8 foot python swimming down the Ping River the other week, where was he when I needed him huh? Izz big hamster with no legs mr bleth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Every time I try to say ngu they think I mean noo. I must try saying it with a scots accent. Och aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eesat Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 What do you expect,you're probably staying in the cheapest hotel in town in Mae Sai,just like you did in Luang Prabang? http://www.agoda.com/asia/laos/luang_prabang/phasith_guesthouse.html?asq=bs17wTmKLORqTfZUfjFABprSFSmoJqfubH8yhdQdkMVKztREv6jcZlpL1ARlxdP%2bxemBs8AlKSDHy6%2bah9izP89lL4aw5C31jTpN39b2DsFBl0BVbcQdRJcLVyEwP%2fY%2fQoXrQXkycEnGkfXhSzZMKoB0MSQYAonmgfpl89mnyN8nYgZMnsUEsfQmGZszQhKQIQNWau06k6ydet5ulceCW5esAWULuaXmg7unV%2f84y6WSlsI9GlNwhKLvGDK46rVdAQkrolxu7oY0IsBs8RsXwA%3d%3d Maybe it's just me but I find it all rather strange considering the fact that there are many very good 5-star colonial hotels there for around USD $100 a night? All this despite claiming to be a millionaire on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 What do you expect,you're probably staying in the cheapest hotel in town in Mae Sai,just like you did in Luang Prabang? Maybe it's just me but I find it all rather strange considering the fact that there are many very good 5-star colonial hotels there for around USD $100 a night? All this despite claiming to be a millionaire on here! I'm not an overly rich man, though I'm comfortable. Even though I have the capacity to stay in a luxury hotel ... I choose not to. I choose to travel for a longer time and spend less on Hotels then a shorter time holiday staying in 5 star. Credit to theblether not to cocoon himself in the luxuries of a 5***** . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Yup I saw a 8 foot python swimming down the Ping River the other week, where was he when I needed him huh? That was a ngu You saw a noo in the room. Every time I try to say ngu they think I mean noo. I must try saying it with a scots accent. You would think there would be nobody saying " noo " better than me, seeing how I'm Scottish. I seriously give up with this language. My gf's sister nickname is 'rat'. It took me a while to pick up on the subtle tone of how to say her name. In English, her name would be spelt Hnoo. Pronounced with a 'soft' 'H' leading into a stronger 'N' When you start to pronounce the 'H', breath out through your nostrils and you will start the tone correct. Tone level throughout then a rising 'o' at the end. 'ngu' isn't even close, I can understand the confusion. Maybe try this with the Hotel receptionist (if she's cute) and see if that pronunciation and tone works for you. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 Is it Fawllty Towers you're staying in? Then it's Pedro's pet rat you're dealing with. Don't worry, he's friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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