Lite Beer Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Lucky mutants usher in lottery luck – twicePhuket Gazette - Villagers in two provinces at the opposite ends of Thailand are celebrating the births of mutant piglets – after successfully using the lucky freaks to divine winning lottery numbers.The first queer porker was born in a village in the Lamplaimat District in Buriram Province in the Northeast.The animal had five legs, two tongues and fangs sticking out of its mouth. Its feet, rather than having trotters, were capped with five eerily human toes.Choi Saenram, 67, said when he saw that the pig was not like the rest of the litter, he took it from its mother and began looking after it, feeding it milk continuously. But because it was such a bizarre creature, it died around 3pm the same day.The second mutant arrived in the world the following day in a village in the Sichon District in Nakhon Sri Thammarat Province.It had two heads, two mouths, two tongues and three eyes, and was likely the result of twins that failed to separate properly in the womb.Owner Phisamai Pharasathit said the piglet, one of a litter of nine, was alive when it was born but soon died because it wouldn’t drink its mother’s milk.In both cases, local villagers flocked to see the mutants in order to divine lottery numbers, as is standard when Thai country folk discover unusual animal births.And in both cases several villagers chose the winning number, 687125, in the lottery draw.Those who won made sure to prostrate themselves in front of the dead mutant corpses to acknowledge the piglets' role in bringing them such good fortune. Source: http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/2013/Phuket-Gazette-Queer-News-Lucky-mutants-usher-in-lottery-luck-twice-21568.html -- Phuket News 2013-07-07 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluespunk Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Satire? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thait Spot Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 And we're supposed to eat the pork here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoudiniXLogic Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 lol indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Satire? Sadly not at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Pigs might fly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantSmith Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Useless without pictures... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GentlemanJim Posted July 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) So the first one looked like it had human toes....I wonder who Daddy was Edited July 7, 2013 by GentlemanJim 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellodolly Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Useless without pictures... Be nice to know how much they won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GentlemanJim Posted July 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2013 I am actually far more interested in how a bunch of villagers divined the number 687125 from two separate mutant pigs. I really want to know the answer. I think we should be told. This could reveal a hitherto unknown advanced technology. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 They're "porking up" these Thais. No more beefing up. Just porking up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted July 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2013 So the first one looked like it had human toes....I wonder who Daddy was The guy with the Babe tattoo. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianCR Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 (edited) Let's hope the western media have some interesting news and don't bother to print this rubbish. That would go a long way to spoiling Thailand's image! Edited July 8, 2013 by BrianCR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkgriz Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I've seen this type of story a few times. Where do the numbers come from? I would like to know the mathematical formula for deriving lucky lottery numbers from mutants. I may be able to retire early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinball Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 What a load of crap, is there nothing better to put on TV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrantSmith Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 They're "porking up" these Thais. No more beefing up. Just porking up. Wonder if they're telling porky pies... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thequietman Posted July 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2013 I am actually far more interested in how a bunch of villagers divined the number 687125 from two separate mutant pigs. I really want to know the answer. I think we should be told. This could reveal a hitherto unknown advanced technology. Pfffffffff................ its kinda obvious. 687125 The pig had 6 ears,8 eyes, 7 legs, 1 body, 2 impressive testicles and 5 teeth. Its common sense really. Can't believe you had to ask. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chao Lao Beach Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Hub of Mutants Anyone got a link to pics of these mutants piggies? Edited July 8, 2013 by Chao Lao Beach 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangarang Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Thai people make me laugh sometimes. It seems like any kind of life situation will bring good lottery luck. I banged my toe on the coffee table this morning, maybe I should buy a lottery ticket... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mervyn yap Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Those farmers should keep the mutants in a jar to show it to the tourist for 100baht each.They are gonna make more money than winning the lottery.:-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 So the first one looked like it had human toes....I wonder who Daddy was The Deliverance of that comment was uncalled for.................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjjmmi Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 So the first one looked like it had human toes....I wonder who Daddy was 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gemini81 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 A 'queer porker'....that's a heck of an innuendo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpduggan Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Looks like maybe the farmer was slipping the odd one in Miss Piggy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 ...and in other news across the country the link between pollution from fertilizers and other chemical treatments used in agriculture and birth defects for both animals and humans living in affected areas remains an unsolved mystery with neither manufacturers or controlling governmental departments wishing to investigate or follow the bans seen in the developed world. On a more serious note anyone living in rural Thailand will know people that have birth defects of one type or another, if visiting the larger hospitals take a trip to the specimen lab. As a smartly dressed farang it's not hard to get a tour, if you have a strong stomach, to range of human birth defects is quite shocking. NB leave the ladies at home for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Umm, lechon baboy. I don't care how many toes, ears or eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dap Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 So the first one looked like it had human toes....I wonder who Daddy was The Deliverance of that comment was uncalled for.................... Well said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belg Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 yes it is safe to use pesticides, herbicides, insecticides, hormones, antibiotics and heavy metals, here in thailand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaowong1 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 A lot of people on this forum will probably go on and on about the superstitioius Thai people.. But as we all know, other countries have their strange story's also.. Here's one from ...er...... er..... oh never mind.. hard to beat this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abq2020 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Useless without pictures... I disagree. Even without pictures the description of the piglet brings back fond thoughts and memories of my early life as a young lad living on my grandfather's farm. Also, it reminds me of my former mother-in-law back in the 'old country.' Not a complaint about her or the farm, but rather an indictment of my own poor judgment in picking my first and second loves.... :-{} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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