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For my personal safety, I cannot divulge too much information.

We first started talking near Wat Phra Singh as she was taking pictures and I wanted to practice my thai. I began with the awkward "Sawatee Krap, sabai dii mai, krap?" smiling, I continued with "puut passa thai mai daai!!! ok ok....sanuk, sanuk. ah, mai geng looi." anyhow.....

lan jack teng moo gap gluai shakes, I noticed her fake gshock watch was hovering over my glass. it was too late.

I was not surprised to wake up hanging from a den of crocodiles (den? like foxes...ah, who knows). the rope above me was burning, but that was not my main concern. the tigers beginning their leap from above seem to draw more attention...anyhow...

luckily I followed my ninja survival guide and escaped unharmed.

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Oh, my REAL Question?

Does anyone know where I can find extremely strong tea? lots of caffeine. (I know what you are thinking. you don't need anymore!!). haha.

enjoy.

chook dii, la gaan.


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