Doctor, Doctor

[Martin]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

"Doctor I have this terrible problem with gas, I can't seem to stop

farting.

They never smell and are always silent but it's still a problem

all the same.

Believe it or not I've farted at least 20 times since I've

been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next

week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,

"I don't know what the hel_l you gave me, but now my farts stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good!!!

Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

[daleyboy]

[GU22]

A young man goes to the doctor with a similar problem; extremely smelly farts escaping all the time.

The doctor asks him to remove his trousers and underpants and bend over the examination table.

The young man does so. then he looks over his shoulder and sees the doctor approaching wielding a long pole with a wicked looking hook on the end. Quickly standing up, he exclaims "What are you going to do to me!?"

the doctor replies "I'm going to give you an internal examination. But first I'm opening the window!"

[suegha]

Both very funny...