StreetCowboy Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) An acquaintance kindly pointed out on another thread that the imminent Zombie Apocalypse will infect Bangkok first. To be honest, I think I have seen signs already - especially some of the dancers in Nana Plaza. So I'm thinking of either moving the family back to the Old Country, or stocking up with an extra supply of Singha. Has anyone else seen any signs that the Apocalypse is imminent - or has arrived? Is anyone else doing anything to cope - or better still to Save the World.... we don't have long Edited August 14, 2013 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 im importing meth, it livens them right up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) I wouldn't call it a Zombie Apocalypse but rather a point of view that makes one realise things are figuratively and/or symbolically decaying. In more basic words: lucid entropy comes to mind. Edited August 14, 2013 by Dancealot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 I wouldn't call it a Zombie Apocalypse but rather a point of view that makes one realise things are figuratively and/or symbolically decaying. In more basic words: I call it a lucid form of the otherwise hidden entropy. I think that perhaps it might be too late for you, Dancealot. After a speech like that, I fear that we might have to appeal to whatever vestige of humanity is left in you, but I don't hold out much hope. Things could be worse than I thought 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 They are here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 14, 2013 Author Share Posted August 14, 2013 You are here! It's worse than I thought.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 can you imagine? we would have people on here complaining "she only loves me for my brains" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Given that we are in Thailand ... I'd be punting for the slow shuffling type ... Probably easily out-run as they would be waiting for the Taxi to chase you. But, eventually, (figuratively) you succumb. We all succumb eventually. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 For the outlay to move the whole family back ome, you could buy a whole big bunch of singhas. Would have to be at least 81 cartons wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 15, 2013 Author Share Posted August 15, 2013 For the outlay to move the whole family back ome, you could buy a whole big bunch of singhas. Would have to be at least 81 cartons wouldn't it? I might just tell the wife and kids to stay away from Nana Plaza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Given that we are in Thailand ... I'd be punting for the slow shuffling type ... Probably easily out-run as they would be waiting for the Taxi to chase you. But, eventually, (figuratively) you succumb. We all succumb eventually. "Succumbing" Now there is a verb that may not be out of place in Nana Plaza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somtampet Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I always thought that there were millions of zombies in Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword. I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead. I may be sometime. CCC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bpuumike Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Buy a cricket bat. There must be at least one or two Scotsmen who know how to use one Edited August 15, 2013 by Slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I always thought that there were millions of zombies in Bangkok We are talking about the brain eating type of zombie, not the som tum variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer2 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 is this a thai thing I am being serious because my missus got a bus today (she said 3 weeks ago that she wants go see kids in bangkock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybole Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 We're aa doomed Ah tell ye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traxster Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I think somebody's been watching too many vampire/zombie DVDs Leave em for the teeenyboppers ??. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 I think somebody's been watching too many vampire/zombie DVDs Leave em for the teeenyboppers ??. I worry that I haven't watched enough - I really don't know how to deal with zombies, except maybe give them a thousand baht to go away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryDayTheSame Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 It's NOT the end,or even the beginning of the end,but it may be the end of the beginning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop . http://youtu.be/9Jfg3iGdEf4 Here's the lego version . Edited August 16, 2013 by onionluke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop . Hah ... that story has been spun a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop . Hah ... that story has been spun a few times. It's almost a classic . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 http://youtu.be/OQDMj2sZtNM You shouldn't have left your record collection at the bus stop . http://youtu.be/9Jfg3iGdEf4 Here's the lego version . I feel bad about that now. It was gone by the time I came back from the karaoke bar - presumably somebody who was preparing for the coming invasion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword. I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead. I may be sometime. CCC The crossbow and samurai are good ideas if not living and travelling in Bkk. Taxis are OK, most of them have their own, but if people are try taking them on the sky-train, it may be a bit worse than carrying balloons................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Will they be the fast moving type of Zombies or the slow moving type of Zombies? Aggressive Zombies or placid Zombies? Those fast moving zombies are scary as hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwTxRuq-uk The slow moving types are manageable if you sleep with one open in a gated community.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuCmAbskrY I've got myself a crossbow and samurai sword. I'm in a constant state of alert now, i've finished by tenth red bull and i'm going out in search of the undead. I may be sometime. CCC The crossbow and samurai are good ideas if not living and travelling in Bkk. Taxis are OK, most of them have their own, but if people are try taking them on the sky-train, it may be a bit worse than carrying balloons................ It's tough out there! Just got back! I met the fast moving Zombies on the sky-train......scary.....nearly lost an eye. Need to regroup, drink some M15 and head out later to sukhimvit later. Any volunteers to cover my back.....................We are being overun down there......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 It's too late!!!! They're banging at the door and windows, good luck chaps. Let's av iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Just when I come to terms with the local Vampires, now I have to worry about Zombies too, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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