The Slippery Slope..milestones of ageing

[angrybird]

First..I am "papa"

Second "Policeman takes my elbow at x-ing"

Third "Girl offers her seat to me on MTR"

Fourth "Guy tries to interest me in coffins"

I think only one to go, "when I start posting about the merits or otherwise of"Fish and Chips" and the like on the Pattaya Forum"

[Shot]

Fifth: You already forgot 1-4

[angrybird]

Fifth: You already forgot 1-4

There you Go!

[cpofc]

Don't know about the fish and chips , but if you are up to No. 4 already, don't buy any green bananas.

[David48]

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Thai Visa ... it's a generational thing ...

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[MAJIC]

6th ...You still like to eye up the Pretty Girls,but have forgotten why!

[Songhua]

You'll know you're there when you go to the pharmacy for your fibre tablets and they ask 'you want diapers with that?'.

[Dr Robert]

you know you are ageing when a Thai girl offers to push your wheelchair, because "you still hand sum man" and you forget to take the handbrake off.

[Neeranam]

What age do people start calling you 'papa'?

I dread the day.

[mca]

I got called lung for the first time by a non family member the other day by a girl in a shop. Usually its pi. :-[

[krisb]

7th, no longer get up to go to the toilet. Its just easier this way.

[krisb]

Oops!

[Chittychangchang]

7th, no longer get up to go to the toilet. Its just easier this way.

The colostomy bag has it's advantages

For me it's being called sir in a checkout by a youngish assistant

CCC

[pigeonjake]

fuc$,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i forgot what i was going to write,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[arthurwait]

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Thai Visa ... it's a generational thing ...

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And I thought it was just Asian girls who made rude signs in photos.

[eyecatcher]

Sitting in restaurants, I don't even get a free flyer to go to watch muay thai.

Over 30 and must be too old to enjoy ourselves.

Sent via tin can and string after pigeon shot

[meatboy]

6th ...You still like to eye up the Pretty Girls,but have forgotten why!

no its not when she call hasum man,its when the money is burning a hole in your pants.

[angrybird]

Also somewhere on the slope "When you are at home on a Saturday night and the phone rings, you hope it's not for you"

Before cellphones of course,