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You'll know you're there when you go to the pharmacy for your fibre tablets and they ask 'you want diapers with that?'.

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you know you are ageing when a Thai girl offers to push your wheelchair, because "you still hand sum man" and you forget to take the handbrake off.

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I got called lung for the first time by a non family member the other day by a girl in a shop. Usually its pi. :-[

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7th, no longer get up to go to the toilet. Its just easier this way.

The colostomy bag has it's advantagesthumbsup.gifhit-the-fan.gif.pagespeed.ce.6UelFDbFNJ.

For me it's being called sir in a checkout by a youngish assistantsad.png

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Sitting in restaurants, I don't even get a free flyer to go to watch muay thai.

Over 30 and must be too old to enjoy ourselves.

Sent via tin can and string after pigeon shot

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6th ...You still like to eye up the Pretty Girls,but have forgotten why!

no its not when she call hasum man,its when the money is burning a hole in your pants.giggle.gifw00t.gif

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