First..I am "papa"

Second "Policeman takes my elbow at x-ing"

Third "Girl offers her seat to me on MTR"

Fourth "Guy tries to interest me in coffins"

I think only one to go, "when I start posting about the merits or otherwise of"Fish and Chips" and the like on the Pattaya Forum"

Fifth: You already forgot 1-4

Fifth: You already forgot 1-4

There you Go!

Don't know about the fish and chips , but if you are up to No. 4 already, don't buy any green bananas.

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Thai Visa ... it's a generational thing ...

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6th ...You still like to eye up the Pretty Girls,but have forgotten why!

You'll know you're there when you go to the pharmacy for your fibre tablets and they ask 'you want diapers with that?'.

you know you are ageing when a Thai girl offers to push your wheelchair, because "you still hand sum man" and you forget to take the handbrake off.

Edited September 20, 201312 yr by Dr Robert

What age do people start calling you 'papa'?

I dread the day.

I got called lung for the first time by a non family member the other day by a girl in a shop. Usually its pi. :-[

7th, no longer get up to go to the toilet. Its just easier this way.

Oops!

7th, no longer get up to go to the toilet. Its just easier this way.

The colostomy bag has it's advantages

For me it's being called sir in a checkout by a youngish assistant

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fuc$,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i forgot what i was going to write,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Thai Visa ... it's a generational thing ...

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And I thought it was just Asian girls who made rude signs in photos.

Sitting in restaurants, I don't even get a free flyer to go to watch muay thai.

Over 30 and must be too old to enjoy ourselves.

Sent via tin can and string after pigeon shot

6th ...You still like to eye up the Pretty Girls,but have forgotten why!

no its not when she call hasum man,its when the money is burning a hole in your pants.

Also somewhere on the slope "When you are at home on a Saturday night and the phone rings, you hope it's not for you"

Before cellphones of course,