are people different from new zealand ?

[zoza]

I have recently met up with an old friend who emigrated from the uk to new Zealand more than 35 years ago.

through him I have met five other nz lads, all are nice blokes but seem to have some strange traits that I find

odd, like one lad will not use a thai sim so he runs up a big phone bill in his first week here, and then leaves

his phone in the room? there is another one who goes down to beach road at all hours looking for birds on

his second time he got robbed of 5k bht, so I asked him why he bothered with such a risky venture and he

replied its cheaper? there are three of them sharing a married thai women who is here on holiday and left her

husband in Brighton in the uk, while another is constantly talking and fantasizing over young slim wasted women

while chasing a bird with one of the biggest belly's I've seen.

I have been for a meal with one of them and he started smoking and I told him it was not the thing to do in

restaurants but he said it was ok where he came from.

none of them would hurt a fly and their actions are more likely to hurt themselves, in fact one of the group

who has lived here for four years has got himself in a hopeless situation and I feel really sorry for him,

but they will not take any advice from any one, so is this group a typical group of middle aged ki-wi's

I know pattaya has a lot of weirdo's and that but you normally get one or two in any group not six in six.

all ki-wi who no doubt can match my figures in uk/aus/bel/American groups are more than welcome

to reply.

regards zoza

[WitawatWatawit]

The mighty All Blacks haven't even played the Poms yet, and you're already bitter and twisted. Very unimaginative wind-up.

[krisb]

Wait till they get drunk and start doing the haka!

[krisb]

I can see this coming...

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[Songhua]

Six of them traveling at once? Who's looking after NZ?

[WitawatWatawit]

Six of them traveling at once? Who's looking after NZ?

We gave the keys to Tony Abbott.

[Mighty Mouse]

"another one who goes down to beach road at all hours looking for birds

there are three of them sharing a married thai women

another is constantly talking and fantasizing over young slim wasted women

while chasing a bird with one of the biggest belly's I've seen."

Let's face it.........

..........look at what they have back home.

[MrWorldwide]

Good news, OP - the bros are on their way around to your house for a Hungi ! Bon Appetit, fellas !

[noikrit]

This thread should get very interesting Soon will come the sheep jokes .... not me .... well ... only one ... How do the Kiwis find their sheep in long grass??? ............. Very Very Nice ....

[Songhua]

Six of them traveling at once? Who's looking after NZ?

We gave the keys to Tony Abbott.

Lol

Ah, the latest state in the Australian Union (let's call it the AU).

PNG, Nauru .... and now NZ.

[WitawatWatawit]

Good news, OP - the bros are on their way around to your house for a Hungi ! Bon Appetit, fellas !

Stop it, you're making me feel homesick. And it's spelt h-a-n-g-i, you illiterate bloody Aussie.

[WitawatWatawit]

Six of them traveling at once? Who's looking after NZ?

We gave the keys to Tony Abbott.

Lol

Ah, the latest state in the Australian Union (let's call it the AU).

PNG, Nauru .... and now NZ.

The West Island will soon only have provinces. Working on that now.

[hanno]

I know pattaya has a lot of weirdo's

Including people that seem to have a secret crush on Kiwis .

What do you call safe sex in New Zealand?

Marking an 'X' on the sheep that kick.

[WitawatWatawit]

I know pattaya has a lot of weirdo's

Including people that seem to have a secret crush on Kiwis .

What do you call safe sex in New Zealand?

Marking an 'X' on the sheep that kick.

Settle down, sunshine. We all know the sheep are bloody liars.

[whybother]

I have been for a meal with one of them and he started smoking and I told him it was not the thing to do in

restaurants but he said it was ok where he came from.

Seems he hasn't been in NZ for a while. Smoking has been illegal in restaurants in NZ since 2004.

[h90]

we have such strange people in areas between mountains.

Where people in small villages married their own relatives for centuries or millenia.....They are weird people....

But NZ was just recently populated....so this can't be the problem there.

[Songhua]

I have been for a meal with one of them and he started smoking and I told him it was not the thing to do in

restaurants but he said it was ok where he came from.

Seems he hasn't been in NZ for a while. Smoking has been illegal in restaurants in NZ since 2004.

He must be an expat from Phuket.

[MrWorldwide]

If the online rantings of a certain Kiwi expat are any guide, modern NZ is one of the most PC nations in the region. If Kiwis are smoking in restaurants in LOS, its because they've fallen for the illusion that Thailand is a country where 'anything goes'. Regardless of the rules, smoking while other people are eating is just poor form, IMO. That's the kind of behaviour I'd expect from NZ's favorite son, Mr Tim Shark of central Pattaya, but I'm not going to tell him that to his face, of course.

[MrWorldwide]

Stop it, you're making me feel homesick. And it's spelt h-a-n-g-i, you illiterate bloody Aussie.

Right, and sex is spelt 'sux', eh bro ?

I know - trotting out stereotypes is really baaaaad ! Only one of these is a fake, heavily 'shopped fabrication - the other one is a sheep with lipstick and eyeliner. And perfume, of course.

[David48]

Have to say, despite all the fun reasons to bag our Bros across the ditch ... they do hold their own in the Music stakes.

A wee favourite of mine ...

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[MrWorldwide]

I must admit that the NZ version of 'The Bachelor' is considerably more down to earth than ours - starting with the audition tapes.

[hanno]

[metisdead]

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