Found this . . .

http://gawno.com/2009/05/78-photography-rules/

Some it's stupid and some of it isn't quite right but disturbingly I'm learning a few things from it, especially about lighting and onions.

gawno means shit in russian, and so are these rules...

gawno means shit in russian, and so are these rules...

Is that right?

Yes, they're terrible, but I like the onions one.

If you're an idiot, surely 78 things is a lot to remember.

I can only remember the onions at the moment.

Where's the fill light in the "right" onions shot?

It ain't there...photo sucks.

Where's the fill light in the "right" onions shot?

It ain't there...photo sucks.

I can get 10kgs of good onions for 200 Baht.