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Just thought I'd share:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships.

A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman.

The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st.

The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman.

He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any.

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Just thought I'd share:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships.

A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman.

The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st.

The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman.

He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any.

She must give mind-blowing head then.

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Posted
Just thought I'd share:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships.

A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman.

The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st.

The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman.

He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any.

19 of the womans previous husbands are reported to have died from "mushroom poisoning" whilst the 2oth died from "head injuries"

When asked about the cause of the head injuries to her 20th husband the woman replied " He wouldn't eat his mushrooms"

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She must give mind-blowing head then.

Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. :o

I woud'nt want to

Johnb

Posted
She must give mind-blowing head then.

Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. :o

is that an extensive statement or restricted to this case?!! :D:D

Posted
She must give mind-blowing head then.

Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. :o

Let me think this over, how many husbands, how many husbands estates, how much money does this lady have,she must look real good to a poor muslim.

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Or maybe hes just fed up with the singles scene...Go Go bars,late nights.. etc and just wants to settle down with a good woman :o

Posted
Just thought I'd share:

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships.

A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman.

The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st.

The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman.

He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any.

She is a Muslim,once they cover up they all look the same. :o:D:D

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Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place

then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! :o

Posted
Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place

then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! :o

Geez, tax, are you trying to give me nightmares??? :D

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:D you're a sick man tax!!! :D

then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! :D

grab those bingo-wings and give it some welly!! :D:D

actually, better watch ourselves - this is apparently a 'family show' after all :D still trying to figure that one out!! :o

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