May 3, 200620 yr Just thought I'd share: KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any.
May 3, 200620 yr He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. Nor any teeth.
May 3, 200620 yr Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. She must give mind-blowing head then. Edited May 3, 200620 yr by game4shame
May 3, 200620 yr Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. 19 of the womans previous husbands are reported to have died from "mushroom poisoning" whilst the 2oth died from "head injuries" When asked about the cause of the head injuries to her 20th husband the woman replied " He wouldn't eat his mushrooms"
May 3, 200620 yr She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place.
May 4, 200620 yr She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. I woud'nt want to Johnb
May 4, 200620 yr She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. is that an extensive statement or restricted to this case?!!
May 4, 200620 yr She must give mind-blowing head then. Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place. Let me think this over, how many husbands, how many husbands estates, how much money does this lady have,she must look real good to a poor muslim.
May 4, 200620 yr Or maybe hes just fed up with the singles scene...Go Go bars,late nights.. etc and just wants to settle down with a good woman
May 4, 200620 yr Just thought I'd share:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- It could be the ultimate in May-December relationships. A 33-year-old man in northern Malaysia has married a 104-year-old woman. The Harian Metro tabloid reported it is the groom's first marriage and the bride's 21st. The new groom told the paper he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting the much older woman. He said he's not after his new bride's money, because she doesn't have any. She is a Muslim,once they cover up they all look the same.
May 5, 200620 yr Author Wonder what she's wearing on the 1st Honeymoon night ? I hope it's something! (In old lady voice) Here I come, sonny boy!
May 5, 200620 yr Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck !
May 5, 200620 yr Sorry, but I don't think I'd ever be able to get it up in the first place then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! Geez, tax, are you trying to give me nightmares???
May 5, 200620 yr you're a sick man tax!!! then just turn her over and try and get it up in the second place , you might have more luck ! grab those bingo-wings and give it some welly!! actually, better watch ourselves - this is apparently a 'family show' after all still trying to figure that one out!!
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