This is one I read on another forum and I thought it amusing, I wonder how many people have experienced the same.

This morning I was at the LG building in downtown Seoul. I'd just finished my private class and I had the urge to take a dump. This class always puts me in that mood but that's a different story. I found an empty stall and was just sitting down when I heard a voice (in English, so I was kind of surprised) from the next stall say "Hi. How are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I guess because the guy was speaking English, so I answered, although a little embarrassingly "Doing just fine"

And then the guy says "So what are you up to?"

Then I remembered thinking "this is weird, what kind of question is that?"

So I said (trying real hard not to start cracking up) "Just sitting here pinching a loaf"

I'll tell you, at this point I was just trying to finish and get the ###### out of there, fast, when I hear another question "Is it all right if I come over?"

Okay,this question is just too bizarre for me and I'm thinking, uh-oh, a turd knocker (gay guy).

Now I'm a little bit nervous, so I decide to end the conversation on a polite note and high tail it on out of there.

I tell him, "NO, I'm slightly busy at the moment!!!"

Next, I hear the guy give a long sigh and say, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!!"

Man, I'll tell you what, I've never wiped my ass that quickly before in my life and I made a beeline for the door.

I can't believe it!

Cell phones should be banned from public restrooms!

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Great one, blonco