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A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices

that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special

happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father

when he gets home."

Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming

with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with

your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head

out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking

for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is

killing me."

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