Thaivisa tells me that I've two spying on me.

Who are they? Should I call the internet police, engage the services of Stickman or consider jumping off a balcony?

I daren't touch the green button.

How many are spying on you?

I tried it. Didn't do any harm but it didn't tell me "Who was Spying On Me" either, just a list of what I had been looking at, so who cares, you can check your own history.

I then disconnected the link as it seems to be a load of B.S.

I'm guessing the two blokes are just waiting for the Superleague commentary to start up again.

Only Two?

Just don't PM me, please!

I don't know the number, but the soi dogs are suspiciously marking my area. Also, the Chinese neighbour is pointing at our house with her telescope. I guess she is spying on me.