A Business Proposal

[Boon Mee]

Johnny wanted to make love to a girl in his office,

But she belonged to someone else.

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 if you let me make love to you, but the girl said "NO"

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up".

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to

consult her boyfriend, so she called her boyfriend and

told him the story.

Her boyfriend said, Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down".

So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the

boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

She said "The bastard used coins."

Now even though THIS IS A JOKE, there is a management lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.